Tucker has old money anyway his family rich
Not exactly.
You see, Tucker Carlson has never needed a job. Never in his life. He is the heir to the Swanson frozen TV dinner company fortune. And that is exactly why he is a chaos-loving c*nt who desperately wanted to be a television personality so he could spread extreme right-wing propaganda to try and get crazies out there to hurt innocent people.
His parents could afford to send him to rich kid school. But there was nothing they could do about what happened next.
"My dad owns a bank!"
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My dad owns an oil company!"
"Oh yeah? Check this out. My dad owns... a frozen TV dinner company."
All the other rich kids:






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"HEY EVERYBODY! FROZEN TV DINNER MONEY OVER HERE!"
"WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ADMIT THAT? HOLY fukk, WHAT A fakkit!"
And that was the moment lil Tucky decided to spend the rest of his life on demon time. To get revenge on "the elites" whose children mocked him and wouldn't accept him as real money. After spending some time at DynCorp (look that up, by the way) Tucker dedicated his life to worming his way into television's good graces so he could host his own opinion show. Then he finally got it. Then he went on a "double date" with that pedophile, Matt Gaetz.
And now... it's all coming to light.
