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My name is so white washed when I go to job interviews if I'm not the only one waiting they walk up to the first white boy they see. Then when they realize it's me they tell me how much they live my name.
 

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My name is so white washed when I go to job interviews if I'm not the only one waiting they walk up to the first white boy they see. Then when they realize it's me they tell me how much they live my name.
What's your first name breh?
 

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My first name is very hispanic, Amaury.

I just pronounce it Ah-Maw-Ree when americans ask me how.

but if u pronounce it in spanish its hard to say unless u speak spanish.

the company i work for now, which was founded and is run by a mexican-american, was the first to give me an interview after i spent a whole year sending out my resume at least 10 times a day.
 

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I know that feel, my first name isn't necessarily black, my last name COULD be black.

I've entertained thoughts to change my last name into something white, then I remember that it's not the name.

It must be my appearance, cause a lot of cacs jaw hit the floor or their body language is clearly altered when they see me. Or them try and fake smile at me during the interview,
 

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Asians been ahead of the game :ehh:
:dahell: Ahead of the c00ning game, that's nothing to be proud of. They don't realize how ridiculous it sounds when they change their name to John Chang, or Martin Yakamoto. Total sellout kissass Asiac00ns. They're laughable. How the hell you gonna choose a white name when your eyes are slanted af, and you look nothing like a white person? Asiac00ns need to :camby:, ain't no one gonna acknowledge them as anything other than Asian. The whiter the name, the more ridiculous they are. "Kyle Cho" :mjlol: Agnes Siphathong :russ: Chad Hakimori :comeon:

I never address Asians by their white name, that's not their names. I ask them what their original name is and that's what I'll go by every time. Nothing is sadder than wanting to be white
 

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:dahell: Ahead of the c00ning game, that's nothing to be proud of. They don't realize how ridiculous it sounds when they change their name to John Chang, or Martin Yakamoto. Total sellout kissass Asiac00ns. They're laughable. How the hell you gonna choose a white name when your eyes are slanted af, and you look nothing like a white person? Asiac00ns need to :camby:, ain't no one gonna acknowledge them as anything other than Asian. The whiter the name, the more ridiculous they are. "Kyle Cho" :mjlol: Agnes Siphathong :russ: Chad Hakimori :comeon:

I never address Asians by their white name, that's not their names. I ask them what their original name is and that's what I'll go by every time. Nothing is sadder than wanting to be white
Asian culture is different breh, wherever you find them they always get native names dudes name will be Fukushima and to English ppl his name will be frank but in the Mideast his name will be furkan at least that's what I've observed
 

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:dahell: Ahead of the c00ning game, that's nothing to be proud of. They don't realize how ridiculous it sounds when they change their name to John Chang, or Martin Yakamoto. Total sellout kissass Asiac00ns. They're laughable. How the hell you gonna choose a white name when your eyes are slanted af, and you look nothing like a white person? Asiac00ns need to :camby:, ain't no one gonna acknowledge them as anything other than Asian. The whiter the name, the more ridiculous they are. "Kyle Cho" :mjlol: Agnes Siphathong :russ: Chad Hakimori :comeon:

I never address Asians by their white name, that's not their names. I ask them what their original name is and that's what I'll go by every time. Nothing is sadder than wanting to be white
EVERY one of them does this, American-born or not:camby:
 

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:dahell: Ahead of the c00ning game, that's nothing to be proud of. They don't realize how ridiculous it sounds when they change their name to John Chang, or Martin Yakamoto. Total sellout kissass Asiac00ns. They're laughable. How the hell you gonna choose a white name when your eyes are slanted af, and you look nothing like a white person? Asiac00ns need to :camby:, ain't no one gonna acknowledge them as anything other than Asian. The whiter the name, the more ridiculous they are. "Kyle Cho" :mjlol: Agnes Siphathong :russ: Chad Hakimori :comeon:

I never address Asians by their white name, that's not their names. I ask them what their original name is and that's what I'll go by every time. Nothing is sadder than wanting to be white


Don't be so mad devante. It's not wanting to be white, it's called Americanizing.

On my birth certificate I have an American name. I don't have any other name:sas1:

Can you not believe my name is David, when my eyes are slanted as fukk:sas2:
 

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My real name is pretty white and common, and that's why I always chose White/Caucasian American when they ask.

I remember one time in college I was trying to get a job at a bank. I got called in for an interview and I remember walking in the door and lady looking like at me like :huhldup:
That interview lasted all of 3 minutes :mjlol:

Yeah man, that shyt is good when you show up in person and they like :ohhh:

The only thing is that now these companies like to make sure they have a couple of us on the team so they look "diversified" especially in the fields that we are rarities in. shyt is hilarious and sad at the same time.
 

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Don't be so mad devante. It's not wanting to be white, it's called Americanizing.

On my birth certificate I have an American name. I don't have any other name:sas1:

Can you not believe my name is David, when my eyes are slanted as fukk:sas2:
You have an American name? So your name is Dances With Wolves or Sitting Bull? :sas2:

Wangchangboy, you wish you were white. David isn't an Asian name. Do you see any whites name themselves Ching-Wan or Ikisaki? Why are you naming yourself a white/Jewish name? You're a wannabe, dude.

Giving yourself a white name isn't Americanizing. You're not American, you're Asian and you will be for the rest of your life. Yall are supposed to be smart, yet you think white is analogous to American :laff: fukkiin chinamen, I swear, you guys are a joke. Small dikks, look like alien insects, smell like fish, speak a silly language. Wangchongchangwongchang :laff:
 
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My whole family has white names. Mines is probably the whitest of them all. Gotta get that job from massa right?
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