Twitter stupidity vol.5026 - sitting in jail for cardiac arrest

[lowkey0z]

just...idk what to say about this one

all jokes aside, which one you choosin'?

i'm going to my mom's hospital, it is what it is

 

[Gold]

If you choose your mom, you don't understand the basic principle of marriage.

EDIT: Oh I misread it, I thought they were both dying. Nevermind babies get born everyday, she can hold that till I get there

 

[TRFG]

If you choose your mom, you don't understand the basic principle of marriage.

Lack reading comprehension, brehs

 

[Gold]

Lack reading comprehension, brehs

How you gon quote me and ignore the edit?