Twix is the GOAT candy bar

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The goat candy bar doesnt exist anymore.....But it once existed in the late 80's. It was called Bar None. The whiteman mastered the greatest candy bar ever created and marketed it. And it was too good. It was so good that they stopped it because it was better then any candy bar in the store....The Snicker bar, Kit Kat, Reeses cup, Twix, Hershy wit almonds and Chunky bars were like 6 virgins in a room with Jasmine Cashmere when standing next to the Bar None...

I actually thought I could find some online years ago and bumped into this blog and the dude took the words right outta my mouth. his words where my words.




quote from; I Miss: Bar None blog

It was a cocoa wafer, chocolate filling, peanuts and a milk chocolate coating and was introduced nationally in 1987. It was a wide bar, about the size of the current Whatchamacallit bar. The series of light chocolate wafers were filled with chocolate cream, covered with a light coating of crushed peanuts and then a coating of darker than normal milk chocolate. I was irritated at the time that Hershey had just mucked up the Whatchamacallit bar by adding lame caramel to it. I’m faithful to bars that are faithful to me.

With Bar None I was immediately smitten. I would buy them at the convenience store just over the bridge from campus where I was going to college. I would buy them in vending machines, I would buy them in the six pack at the grocery store. I would buy them whenever I could. If there was a reason that they didn’t succeed, it couldn’t be attributed to my lack of evangelical devotion.

Later in 1993 Hershey’s reformulated the bar and added caramel but also divided them into two bars (kind of like the Reese’s Sticks). While they were tasty, they weren’t the same and I lost interest in them entirely.


When they stopped the Bar None only to bring it back different I suspected it was because the government knew that Bar None was going to destroy every other candy bar and become #1 forever. It had to be stopped.
 
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