Two 4 The Show Episode #4: Beats By Chee? Featuring Two Guests With Insider Knowledge

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http://twofortheshow.podomatic.com/entry/2013-12-11T12_01_13-08_00


http://www.mediafire.com/listen/p3sp4hm3fljj58p/TFTS+Vol+3.mp3

The dynamic duo is back… :blessed:

And this week we brought some guests with us. So much quality insight and conversation, the show almost ran 3 hours.
:whoo:

We start with what might’ve been the wildest weekend in NFL history. Chee thinks the extreme elements promise entertaining games, even when the games aren’t of the highest quality. We kick it about the NFL cutting off its own nose to spite its face with the legislation of hits up top. Career-ending injuries vs. league liability… What a mess. Chee slanders kickers yet again, and he’s passing that prejudice onto his son. Trill wants to know if the Cowboys are the Yankees minus the winning. Chee calls Monty Kiffin “older than Mr. Rogers” and says it’s not Romo’s fault. It’s bad enough Shannahan has a face that looks like an overmasturbated penis – does he also have to set fire to the Redskins on his way out the door? Is he the most overrated coach in recent history? Does it matter that the 49ers barely beat the Seahawks at home? Chee thinks so. Chee also thinks Beli is arguably the best coach of all time… though he still places Bill Parcells over him. In the wake of Gronk’s injury, we’re not even paying attention to the AFC playoff picture, so we move on…
Around the 32 minute mark Big Bills joins the show to break down some college football. He lays out the strengths and weaknesses of the National Championship game, enlightens us on why the SEC as a conference has been overrated for years, and defecates on the Big 10. Trice hops on to share his thoughts on Auburn’s shortcomings, and Trill comes out of nowhere to spit flames at… De La Soul?! Trice says given a month to prepare for Malzahn’s running game, FSU should contain them. Big Bills disagrees – he believes the run game is too dynamic to stop, the QB is a great athlete, and Auburn has weapons everywhere on offense. We discuss Famous Jameis’ prospects at the next level. Chee sees greatness; Big Bills wonders if we’ve seen Jameis under legitimate pressure. Then things get more somber as talk turns to the rape charges and Heather Cox’s line of questioning. Then we tackle a pressing question: is giving up 500 yards to Duke equivalent to making it rain on a pregnant midget stripper with saggy titties? Why does the Miami suck so much? What is the Belk Bowl? Big Bills analyzes the mediocrity of Ohio State and explains that he knew all season OSU wasn’t about that life. Chee worries about Alabama putting a foot in his alma mater’s ass, and Trice muses on Saban having a foot out the door.
:camby:

We thank Big Bills for his time and insight, and transition to “Cutty,” our college basketball insider. We kick things off with him around the 1 hour and 11 minutes mark. Like Big Bills, Cutty brings legitimate expertise to the table – he coaches top level players, rubs elbows with big time recruiters and college coaches, and is a former player. He drops knowledge on how Parker, Wiggins, Randle, and A. Gordon project on the professional level. We all agree Parker is the easiest to evaluate – his game is NBA ready. But is Wiggins more Vince Carter or Gerald Green? Cutty has seen all of these players play up close on the AAU circuit, so he has some interesting thoughts. He shares reflections on coaching Kemba Walker, breaks down the brilliance of Shaka Smart and Jay Wright, and tries to sort through why New York City basketball seems to have fallen from prominence. Finally, he talks about some college teams to look out for come tourney time, and advises us to watch out for the next crop of big men heading to college: Stanley Johnson, Jahlil Okafor, and Cliff Alexander. Before parting we solicit his opinion on… ugly lightskinned brothers with pretty boy names???
:merchant:

Around the 1 hour and 46 minute mark we introduce our newest segment: Two Words
3 guests join us to give two word reactions to topics of our choosing. Heem, Lefty, and podcast legend Rod aka The Black Guy Who Tips match wits in a battle for the grandest of grand prizes. They drop brief philosophy on the SEC, Duke, the ghost of podcasts past, Struggle Knees, Nelson Mandela and much, much more. Whose answers were the sharpest? That’s for the listeners to decide.

It’s time to make our way to the exit, so it’s time for Tell Me If You Care and Get In, Get Out. You’ve seen KG and Colin Kaepernick’s Beats By Dre commercials – but did you know our very own Big Chee had one? Check it out around the 2 hour and 7 minutes mark.
:ohhh:

After that incredible revelation, we cover different levels of sonnings; Trice’s illustrious basketball career; dikk Vitale; the sound of silence; a chucker who emerges to unexpectedly wrest the 92 Bricks, Had to Fall Back award from Rudy Gay and James Harden; Jay-z hits the game with yet another Takeover,while Nas gives his clients that Ether; Chee watched Kobe’s return and saw a poor man’s Alex English; Larry Sanders is LOLing his way to brilliant insights about America; Chee compares Bomani Jones to… Picasso; Trice calls Chee out for a double-tank; and the red wine finally goes to Trill’s head and he starts rambling and doing funny math… so we wrap it the fukk up.

Catch you next week.

If you don't listen to this episode... :ufdup:

Special shouts out to @mastermind and @Lucky_Lefty for their participation.
:salute:
 

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:salute: to chee for giving my dolphins respect. Unbias jets fans are rare

I dont want to jump the gun but im excited in our chances of making the playoffs.
 
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Most def checking out. Wish I could've told the story of when I saw Whitlock's fat ass at Gates once and he was acting like a groupie trying to sit at this table with Ron Jeremy, the dude that owns the Bunny Ranch out in Nevada and a couple of his girls. Can't convince me otherwise that he doesn't come out the pocket for p*ssy
 
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