Two Hippos fighting

[Doobie Doo]

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

I wonder what they taste like

 

[CopiousX]

Brings a new meaning to having a mouthpiece

 

[IslandG]

Did hipbreh take a dump in the middle of the fight?

For what it’s worth I hear it said that hippos kill more people per year than lions. Best to steer clear.

 

[Pseudonym]

 

[Skip2]

One of the hippos took a massive dump in the middle of the fight.

 

[jdubnyce]

Fun facts....

The hippopotamus is a very aggressive wild creature and is the deadliest large land mammal on the planet. It is estimated that hippo attacks kill 500 people each year in Africa. It is not only their size and weight that makes them dangerous, but also their very sharp teeth!

Hippos do attack humans. When it comes to these large river horses (what their name translates to in Greek), there are about 500 deaths per year in Africa. The number is shockingly large and outpaces nearly any other animal on earth.

Hippos can run 30 mph or more—faster even than the world's fastest human, Usain Bolt. That said, humans have no chance of outrunning a hippo.

 

[Doobie Doo]

One of the hippos took a massive dump in the middle of the fight.

Then stepped on it. That's why the other hippo wanted to fight, cuz hippbreh be all up on his own shyt and nikkas be hating.

 

[King Poetic]

The one on the right is a dirty nikka

nikka was like I’m done no need to fight homie and then tried to sucker punch dude

 

[Sauce Dab]

Damn them loud ass footsteps even sounded scary. Imagine taking a little walk at night then you hear that loud ass stomping coming right at you

I would’ve had a heart attack before the hippo would’ve even got to me

 

[RARI_Godwind]

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shyttpo

 

[Dre God]

I kept cringing everytime they stabbed each other

 

[Pure Water]

I honestly expected two fat people to be fighting.

 

[RamsayBolton]

that hippo shytted on em

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

how exactly do you win or lose a fight like this.
does your jaw just tire out so you go home.