Two Hippos fighting

[ItsPeople]

My guy got the nervous shyts

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

Timestamp for when he shyts

I got flabby vision

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

What kind of restaurant has fking hippos running around on the yard?

The best of restaurants

Anyway give one of these hippos a football and have him charge the end zone and I'm wrapping the legs and tripping it up at the 1 yard line if not earlier

 

[4-Rin]

Not the kind of hippo I was expecting when I entered the thread

 

[O.iatlhawksfan]

Did someone start clapping like it was going to scare them away lmao

Cac shyt

 

[DEAD7]

I honestly expected two fat people to be fighting.

 

[Sugarbush]

Look like they were making love to me

 

[Save $ not Hoes]

My nikka fanned his ass while he shyt on cuz

Edit :pause

 

[GnauzBookOfRhymes]

I remember watching this video of a fight between two bull hippos who were battling over a lake.

That fight was brutal. Eventually one starts clearly winning the fight. The loser has essentially given up, retreating and all aggression gone. The other one goes and bites off their tail of the loser. And in a final display of dominance, he mounts the defeated enemy like he was in his harem smh.

 

[trap101-ETHout-Allegri-In]

Fun facts....

And these mufukkas got a restuarsnt set up on their turf.... .

 

[trap101-ETHout-Allegri-In]

I remember watching this video of a fight between two bull hippos who were battling over a lake.

That fight was brutal. Eventually one starts clearly winning the fight. The loser has essentially given up, retreating and all aggression gone. The other one goes and bites off their tail of the loser. And in a final display of dominance, he mounts the defeated enemy like he was in his harem smh.

Mike Tyson in 2000 press conference talk...

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I thought this was going to be a thread about fat women fighting, but low and behold, it is in fact about two hippos fighting.

 

[RhodyRum]

The best of restaurants

Anyway give one of these hippos a football and have him charge the end zone and I'm wrapping the legs and tripping it up at the 1 yard line if not earlier

Breh your shoulder pads would be brutally intertwined with your rib-cage once you ended up under it and you get stepped on out of spite

You'd literally hear your heart hitting the soft pad under the shell and if you untied the laces you'd probably split in half from the top of your abs to the bottom of your neck since they'd probably be the only thing holding you together by that point

 

[Lord Beasley]

i thought it was gonna be two fat chicks.....you let me down OP

 

[Originalman]

So if the hippo taking a shyt with his mouth open.....does that mean he was shyt talking?