Two Moose Scrappin By a Brehs Truck

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If you can't protect yourself from an animal charging at you dead center, you're a failure of a human. Look at videos of hunters stumbling into a situation with a wild animal, they freeze up. If you can keep calm and plan out a way to attack, you will win that fight every time, moose can't climb trees, they can't free themselves from a wedged position. If I have a gun, this isn't even a debate.
Plan?!?
Breh do you know the speed these animals come at you with?

You gonna be looking at your hunting buddy on some Hannibal to B.A. sh*t, tryna scheme your way out of a situation.

BobbyWojak: Hey B.A., remember that one time in 'nam when the animal came straight at us and we had to improvise?

B.A. buddy: Oh yeeeaah...I see what you're getting at. Let's get to it then.

BobbyWojak: I love it when a plan comes tog... [...]


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