Two Weeks Left!! Chris Rock - Outrage…. Netflix’s First Real Time Standup

[Ziggiy]

Why you talking like Chris Rock has the spirit of a goon? When has he ever acted like a tough guy? He's a 5'10, 140lb stand up comedian who has problems understanding non-verbal communication. He's a nerd dawg. He was the perfect dude for Will Smith to punk on live TV and get away with it. Let TK Kirkland host the Oscars and Will try to go up there and slap him.

I’m of the opinion that Will “snapped”
And would have smacked ANYBODY that night but your point stands.

 

[reserved_one]

Chris getting pimped slapped by Will is probably the greatest thing that could’ve happened to him as it woke up his inner beast to crush & deliver a potential classic standup.

Chris was honestly in Tambourine.

 

[RickyDiBiase]

Why you talking like Chris Rock has the spirit of a goon? When has he ever acted like a tough guy? He's a 5'10, 140lb stand up comedian who has problems understanding non-verbal communication. He's a nerd dawg. He was the perfect dude for Will Smith to punk on live TV and get away with it. Let TK Kirkland host the Oscars and Will try to go up there and slap him.

Being short ain’t excuse to not be standing up for yourself. I was always the short one and I’m shorter than Rock but I’d still have to throw hands with you. Your size or where ya from is irrelevant

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

Why you talking like Chris Rock has the spirit of a goon? When has he ever acted like a tough guy? He's a 5'10, 140lb stand up comedian who has problems understanding non-verbal communication. He's a nerd dawg. He was the perfect dude for Will Smith to punk on live TV and get away with it. Let TK Kirkland host the Oscars and Will try to go up there and slap him.

TK Kirkland actually told Chris Rock not to joke about Jada.

He also warned Will Smith ahead of time that Chris was going to do it.

 

[Who Not How]

Being short ain’t excuse to not be standing up for yourself. I was always the short one and I’m shorter than Rock but I’d still have to throw hands with you. Your size or where ya from is irrelevant

I'm sure but I'm also sure you aren't a nerdy, unathletic dude with no muscle mass. You sound like you fought a little growing up and you won some of the fights. Chris Rock not like that.

Chris Rock saw Agent J, Hancock and Mike Lowrey coming at him. He was in shock and froze up.

 

[RickyDiBiase]

I'm sure but I'm also sure you aren't a nerdy, unathletic dude with no muscle mass. You sound like you fought a little growing up and you won some of the fights. Chris Rock not like that.

Chris Rock saw Agent J, Hancock and Mike Lowrey coming at him. He was in shock and froze up.

I was just as nerdy as Chris! I still didn’t let a soul think they could try one on me when they could. fukk that.

 

[Ziggiy]

Chris getting pimped slapped by Will is probably the greatest thing that could’ve happened to him as it woke up his inner beast to crush & deliver a potential classic standup.

Chris was honestly in Tambourine.

I thought Tamborine was excellent personally

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

I’m of the opinion that Will “snapped”
And would have smacked ANYBODY that night but your point stands.

 

[Ziggiy]

I doubt The Rock would have told that joke but my point stands that even if he DID Will was gonna get up and do SOMETHING.

Look how he acted afterwards, dude was having a full on episode. Had to have Denzel Washington and Tyler Perry come calm him down

 

[BulletProof]

He got slapped like a straight up bytch on national tv so what are we waiting for? To see how he gonna kee kee and haw haw about it? Anything he says he shoulda said on the spot.

East, tough guy.

Neither Will or Chris (and probably you either) aint about that life. Thats why Will cried hysterically and Jada was blamed for turning him cuck. Rock's a third of his size and his knee didnt even buckle.

Either way they're too old and sucessful to ever take it there. Neither one were ever built like that anyway. Smith getting his bodyguard to fukk up that guy on some Diddy shyt before his TV career took off doesnt count.

Anyway, I would have reservations about this special if it wasnt Rock or someone with his level of experience and mastery over the craft.

Stand up could use a win like this.

 

[Dont@Me]

He got slapped like a straight up bytch on national tv so what are we waiting for? To see how he gonna kee kee and haw haw about it? Anything he says he shoulda said on the spot.

This not the fukkin hood, it's Hollywood, dumbass.

 

[Mook]

This not the fukkin hood, it's Hollywood, dumbass.

who gives a fukk, the entire world saw him slapped like a god damn bytch. My question is, what in the blue hell are we anticipating? I aint saying he got less funny, but why in the hell do we want to hear his opinion on being slapped?

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Being short ain’t excuse to not be standing up for yourself. I was always the short one and I’m shorter than Rock but I’d still have to throw hands with you. Your size or where ya from is irrelevant

If Chris was built like Tyson...sure. Height ain't the issue but being a welterweight vs. heavyweight Smith, is an issue.

If we assume they have the same level of hands, that's an azz kicking. Chris handled it exactly right. Don't fight another breh on TV on some Django Eskimo Joe nikka fight shyt.

Now if that had been some white boy...Jonah Hill or something....Chris should have swung on him.

 

[Dont@Me]

who gives a fukk, the entire world saw him slapped like a god damn bytch. My question is, what in the blue hell are we anticipating? I aint saying he got less funny, but why in the hell do we want to hear his opinion on being slapped?

hood booger babble.

 

[RickyDiBiase]

If Chris was built like Tyson...sure. Height ain't the issue but being a welterweight vs. heavyweight Smith, is an issue.

If we assume they have the same level of hands, that's an azz kicking. Chris handled it exactly right. Don't fight another breh on TV on some Django Eskimo Joe nikka fight shyt.

Now if that had been some white boy...Jonah Hill or something....Chris should have swung on him.

Nah fukk all that. Stop worrying about “white folk looking” . Aint about being the toughest man in the room but standing up for your damn self