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Interviewer: What's ya favorite movie?
Rapper: Scarface.
Rapper: Scarface.
Typical Rapper Interview Responses....
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SwagKingKong
All Star
this has probably been posted but
"i don't even write lyrics"
"i don't even write lyrics"
Threads like this is why the Coli is the GOAT message board.
nikkas had me in here dying.
nikkas had me in here dying.
Grizzly
Home Run Hitter
Rapper: "I got 400 songs in the vault right now!!"
*fast forward 3 months later after only releasing a 30 second freestyle snippet over the "Tried By 12" beat*
Rapper: We just be in the stu workin man. I got 10,000 songs in the vault RIGHT NOW ready to flood the street with. its not a game. THE SUMMER IS MINE!"
Us:
*fast forward 3 months later after only releasing a 30 second freestyle snippet over the "Tried By 12" beat*
Rapper: We just be in the stu workin man. I got 10,000 songs in the vault RIGHT NOW ready to flood the street with. its not a game. THE SUMMER IS MINE!"
Us:
malbaker86
Gators
CLASSIC THREAD!!!!!
Too many funny posts to quote
*So Grams, word is you and your crew were behind robbing Benz Bimmer last week. There were pics of you with the Rubba Bandz Boyz Ent chain on all over instagram. Tell us what went down 'cos the streets wanna know?
Grams Larceny: First of all, the feds is watching, hip hop police prolly right outside the building so I won't sit here and decriminate myself on the radio. Real G's move in silence
*I respect that but twitter is blowing up and Benz is saying yall ain't rob him so...
Grams Larceny: Benz know what went down. We got video footage
*So yall filmed it
Grams Larceny: Yup, it's uploading to WSHH, youtube, and vine as we speak. I'ma keep that in streets tho
(A day later Hood Figgaz DVD drops the Benz Bimmer exclusive)
*Ayo Benz, the hood's talking so from real nikka to real nikka, talk to em...
Benz Bimmer: Ayo to keep it 100,...I DO NOT DO THIS BLOG shyt. YOU WILL NEVER SEE ME IN NO INTERNET BLOGS. WHERE WE AT RIGHT NOW!?! GET THE SIGN ON THE CAMERA! SEE THAT, "OCEAN AVENUE" MY nikka. WE OUT HERE EVERY DAY. WE...
(random background goon jumps into foreground and interrupts)
Goon: YALL nikkaS AIN'T OUT HERE! YOU CAN'T COME TO THE HOOD. LET ME CATCH ONE OF YOU nikkaS. WE SEND YOU LITTLE nikkaS TO THE STORE FOR DUTCHES AND QUARTER WATERS. (mumbles as he returns to background, giving a sheepishly faced Benz the spotlight)
Benz Bimmer: As I was saying, I was riding around in my Honda Accord when my man Blitz hit me up to come to the studio and hop on a track. So we in there blowing sour and banged out like 16 songs. I ain't know it but Grams was using that same studio so they came in 83 deep. I'm in there dolo, no chrome, so one of his nikkas tried to swing so I side stepped and pushed my way through. I was knocking nikkas off me like Marshawn Lynch and I'm 5'7" 125. Somehow I got to the ride and bounced. I got back to the hood and see the homies. The homies was like, "Where ya chain at." I was so high off sour I ain't even realize that in the midst of me escaping, my chain fell off. We went back to the studio but they already left. We was ready to let it fly. So to recap I'm good. Look at my face, pretty as ever
. And they got the light jewels. I was ready to cop a bigger piece anyway.
Grams Larceny: First of all, the feds is watching, hip hop police prolly right outside the building so I won't sit here and decriminate myself on the radio. Real G's move in silence
*I respect that but twitter is blowing up and Benz is saying yall ain't rob him so...
Grams Larceny: Benz know what went down. We got video footage
*So yall filmed it
Grams Larceny: Yup, it's uploading to WSHH, youtube, and vine as we speak. I'ma keep that in streets tho
(A day later Hood Figgaz DVD drops the Benz Bimmer exclusive)
*Ayo Benz, the hood's talking so from real nikka to real nikka, talk to em...
Benz Bimmer: Ayo to keep it 100,...I DO NOT DO THIS BLOG shyt. YOU WILL NEVER SEE ME IN NO INTERNET BLOGS. WHERE WE AT RIGHT NOW!?! GET THE SIGN ON THE CAMERA! SEE THAT, "OCEAN AVENUE" MY nikka. WE OUT HERE EVERY DAY. WE...
(random background goon jumps into foreground and interrupts)
Goon: YALL nikkaS AIN'T OUT HERE! YOU CAN'T COME TO THE HOOD. LET ME CATCH ONE OF YOU nikkaS. WE SEND YOU LITTLE nikkaS TO THE STORE FOR DUTCHES AND QUARTER WATERS. (mumbles as he returns to background, giving a sheepishly faced Benz the spotlight)
Benz Bimmer: As I was saying, I was riding around in my Honda Accord when my man Blitz hit me up to come to the studio and hop on a track. So we in there blowing sour and banged out like 16 songs. I ain't know it but Grams was using that same studio so they came in 83 deep. I'm in there dolo, no chrome, so one of his nikkas tried to swing so I side stepped and pushed my way through. I was knocking nikkas off me like Marshawn Lynch and I'm 5'7" 125. Somehow I got to the ride and bounced. I got back to the hood and see the homies. The homies was like, "Where ya chain at." I was so high off sour I ain't even realize that in the midst of me escaping, my chain fell off. We went back to the studio but they already left. We was ready to let it fly. So to recap I'm good. Look at my face, pretty as ever
. And they got the light jewels. I was ready to cop a bigger piece anyway.
Grizzly
Home Run Hitter
Benz Bimer chain just magically levitated off his neck lol*So Grams, word is you and your crew were behind robbing Benz Bimmer last week. There were pics of you with the Rubba Bandz Boyz Ent chain on all over instagram. Tell us what went down 'cos the streets wanna know?
Grams Larceny: First of all, the feds is watching, hip hop police prolly right outside the building so I won't sit here and decriminate myself on the radio. Real G's move in silence
*I respect that but twitter is blowing up and Benz is saying yall ain't rob him so...
Grams Larceny: Benz know what went down. We got video footage
*So yall filmed it
Grams Larceny: Yup, it's uploading to WSHH, youtube, and vine as we speak. I'ma keep that in streets tho
(A day later Hood Figgaz DVD drops the Benz Bimmer exclusive)
*Ayo Benz, the hood's talking so from real nikka to real nikka, talk to em...
Benz Bimmer: Ayo to keep it 100,...I DO NOT DO THIS BLOG shyt. YOU WILL NEVER SEE ME IN NO INTERNET BLOGS. WHERE WE AT RIGHT NOW!?! GET THE SIGN ON THE CAMERA! SEE THAT, "OCEAN AVENUE" MY nikka. WE OUT HERE EVERY DAY. WE...
(random background goon jumps into foreground and interrupts)
Goon: YALL nikkaS AIN'T OUT HERE! YOU CAN'T COME TO THE HOOD. LET ME CATCH ONE OF YOU nikkaS. WE SEND YOU LITTLE nikkaS TO THE STORE FOR DUTCHES AND QUARTER WATERS. (mumbles as he returns to background, giving a sheepishly faced Benz the spotlight)
Benz Bimmer: As I was saying, I was riding around in my Honda Accord when my man Blitz hit me up to come to the studio and hop on a track. So we in there blowing sour and banged out like 16 songs. I ain't know it but Grams was using that same studio so they came in 83 deep. I'm in there dolo, no chrome, so one of his nikkas tried to swing so I side stepped and pushed my way through. I was knocking nikkas off me like Marshawn Lynch and I'm 5'7" 125. Somehow I got to the ride and bounced. I got back to the hood and see the homies. The homies was like, "Where ya chain at." I was so high off sour I ain't even realize that in the midst of me escaping, my chain fell off. We went back to the studio but they already left. We was ready to let it fly. So to recap I'm good. Look at my face, pretty as ever
REdefinition
Superstar
interviewer: Yeah, we're here with my man Mack Murda. Tell us what's going on right now...
Mack Murda: Youalreadyknow. You see what it is. We out here in the hood everyday. No security. You heard?
interviewer: So streets wanna know, what separates you from other rappers?
Mack Murda: What separates me is everything I say is REAL. If I say I'll shoot a n*gga, I'll shoot a n*gga, you feel me? *pulls out gun and points it at camera menacingly* (goon in background yells "THAT'S RIGHT N*GGA!") I'm not one of them rapper selling you a fairy tale. We really get it in out here. All Facts.
(follow up interview 2 weeks later)
Interviewer: Yeah, I got my man Mack Murda on the line. We about to check in with him to see what's going on. Mack you there???
Operator: This call is from an inmate in a correctional institution and may be monitored. To accept, press 1.
Mack Murda: Yo, yo, you can hear me?
Interviewer: Mack, what's good man? We heard you got in some trouble recently, whats going on??
MM: yeah, you know, the hip hop police unfairly profiled me because I'm a rapper. This sh*t gotta stop! They're using my videos and lyrics against me its crazy!!
Interviewter: but you do talk a lot about carrying guns. shooting people in your music...
MM: So does Schwarzeneger!! You don't see them following him around! What makes my music different from a movie? This is all entertainment!! Its not real.They're targeting me because of the positive things I'm doing for the community!
Interviewer: What about your name, Mack MURDA...
mm: DOG, M.U.R.D.A. is an acronym for Music Uniting Regions of under Developed Areas. We're "MURDERING" the stereotypes and negativity, you understand?
Interviewer: Wait, M...U...R....that acronym doesn't....
(operator) you have 1 minute left
Mack M.U.R.D.A: Yo dog, I gotta get outta here.
Interviewer: Mack, before you go, tell us how the people can contact you.
Mack M.U.R.D.A.: You can hit me up on instagram @MurdaManMack. I just posted a new video today live from my cell to let people know it's real. Only bosses can do that.
Interviewer:
By Mack.
Mack Murda: Youalreadyknow. You see what it is. We out here in the hood everyday. No security. You heard?
interviewer: So streets wanna know, what separates you from other rappers?
Mack Murda: What separates me is everything I say is REAL. If I say I'll shoot a n*gga, I'll shoot a n*gga, you feel me? *pulls out gun and points it at camera menacingly* (goon in background yells "THAT'S RIGHT N*GGA!") I'm not one of them rapper selling you a fairy tale. We really get it in out here. All Facts.
(follow up interview 2 weeks later)
Interviewer: Yeah, I got my man Mack Murda on the line. We about to check in with him to see what's going on. Mack you there???
Operator: This call is from an inmate in a correctional institution and may be monitored. To accept, press 1.
Mack Murda: Yo, yo, you can hear me?
Interviewer: Mack, what's good man? We heard you got in some trouble recently, whats going on??
MM: yeah, you know, the hip hop police unfairly profiled me because I'm a rapper. This sh*t gotta stop! They're using my videos and lyrics against me its crazy!!
Interviewter: but you do talk a lot about carrying guns. shooting people in your music...
MM: So does Schwarzeneger!! You don't see them following him around! What makes my music different from a movie? This is all entertainment!! Its not real.They're targeting me because of the positive things I'm doing for the community!
Interviewer: What about your name, Mack MURDA...
mm: DOG, M.U.R.D.A. is an acronym for Music Uniting Regions of under Developed Areas. We're "MURDERING" the stereotypes and negativity, you understand?
Interviewer: Wait, M...U...R....that acronym doesn't....
(operator) you have 1 minute left
Mack M.U.R.D.A: Yo dog, I gotta get outta here.
Interviewer: Mack, before you go, tell us how the people can contact you.
Mack M.U.R.D.A.: You can hit me up on instagram @MurdaManMack. I just posted a new video today live from my cell to let people know it's real. Only bosses can do that.
Interviewer:
By Mack.
Taadow
The StarchBishop™️
Grizzly
Home Run Hitter
Lol @REdefinition rapper acronyms are the worst
Interviewer: So Mr. Shoot Mad N1ggas there's a lot of controversy behind your name. What do you have to say to the critics out there?
Rapper: See they always focus on the negative instead of the positive. My name is actually an acronym for S.piritually H.ealing O.ur O.ppression T.hrough M.ental A.cension, D.ispelling N.egativity, I.ntutively G.aining G.od's A.dvice S.teadily. See its all an acronym. They need to stop trying slander my name and get their life right. There is nothin negative about my shyt.
Interviewer: So Mr. Shoot Mad N1ggas there's a lot of controversy behind your name. What do you have to say to the critics out there?
Rapper: See they always focus on the negative instead of the positive. My name is actually an acronym for S.piritually H.ealing O.ur O.ppression T.hrough M.ental A.cension, D.ispelling N.egativity, I.ntutively G.aining G.od's A.dvice S.teadily. See its all an acronym. They need to stop trying slander my name and get their life right. There is nothin negative about my shyt.
Lol @REdefinition rapper acronyms are the worst
Interviewer: So Mr. Shoot Mad N1ggas there's a lot of controversy behind your name. What do you have to say to the critics out there?
Rapper: See they always focus on the negative instead of the positive. My name is actually an acronym for S.piritually H.ealing O.ur O.ppression T.hrough M.ental A.cension, D.ispelling N.egativity, I.ntutively G.aining G.od's A.dvice S.teadily. See its all an acronym. They need to stop trying slander my name and get their life right. There is nothin negative about my shyt.
got damn
On Posting a picture of Self with Pharell Williams on Instagram with the captions "#ComingSoon", #itsOVER!, #1st48, #NewSingle
", yeah me and P been locked in the lab for days just churning out music. Its crazy because dude is so talented. And we got this chemistry thats unbelievable.
. You just gonna have to wait and see. But I promise you, the world aint ready for this. All you rap nikkas, just take a break for a few months.
ON NOT HAVING ANY PHARELL WILLIAMS PRODUCED MUSIC ON CD Months Later;
", you know how Philanthropist P is....Dude be over in Japan one night, then Cannes the next....followed by Germany the following few days, so its hard to reach him. Doing Scores for big movies, opening boutiques, at fashion shows all that. Im over here in these streets, doing shows, opening restaurants, all that..... I mean...We could email , but I like that Organic feeling, nah mean?
. We need to be IN the studio together making it work, so it feels more natural. You know, that feeling that you got when you heard Snoop & Dre, Big & Puff, and all the other greats. Where it was natural. Thats how it gotta get done.
"
ON BEING REMINDED OF THE INSTAGRAM POST
""
ON BEING REMINDED THAT THE INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT WAS HIS OWN.
", I was hacked breh."
CashmereThoughts
Veteran
"I get $7 per unit"