Typical Rapper Interview Responses....

[Taadow]

I'm out of interview scenarios, but I got the name "Flashy Larry" in my head, and it had to get out.

 

[Easy-E]

I'm out of interview scenarios, but I got the name "Flashy Larry" in my head, and it had to get out.

*ridiculous street DVD intro music*

*performed by failed rapper turn videographer*​

Yo, YO! YOU WANNA SEE THE TRUTH ​

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Yo, YO! SON, WE THE PROOF OH, OH!​

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DON, WE IN BOOTH!!!

*title sequence ends*

*fast forwarded shot of subway ride from TPBDVD Studios to interview location with a narrator*​

Donny Blond: Yo, Yo, Yo, it's ya boy John Cash-da-Check aka Donny Blond, T.P.B.D.V.D., we in the streets, if you wanna see the truth...WE GOT THE PROOF

We bout to join the big homie, the Big Bah-Bah-Rock-ski, Big Diamond, Flashy Larry

*Camera pans inside studio to Flashy Larry covered in jewelry*​

Flash Larry: Yo! What Flu-luck, IT'S YO BOY! the king, Big Bah-Bah-Rock-ski, Big Diamond, Flashy Larry, KING OF NEW YIDDY CITY, move over JIGGY!

We got the Cris'...we ain't doin' Dussy or whateva that is.

Homie in the background: HE SAID THEY RACIST!

Well, we got something in common; I DON'T LIKE THESE MONKEYS, NEITHER!

Yo, why do they call you Flashy Larry?

Street economics is prevalent in a manner of extreme necessity. In these streets! In these streets! The necessity for...economic growth is prevalent. The actual necessity, for growth...YEA!...neh...neh...nes-ses-a-states that we shine on 'em.

*rubs back of neck, because of heavy chains*
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See, I'm the light...the necessary light, for the people, in the struggle.

MY MENS GOT WAR WOUNDS, B! They a prevalent necessity mandates that we protect ourselves, but we still gotta shine!

*goofy rapper giggle*

*daps all his boys*​

Donny Blond, behind the camera: ahhhhhhh, so you inna politics. What you think about Obama, six years in?

Son, why you think they call me TheBlock's Cosignna'?

The street's neccess-a-tant prevalence of a need of representation LET ME KNOW I GOTTA SHINE!

*grabs chains to show camera*

*rubs neck, again*​

My mans out chea' doin', like me, the necessary work of the people!

Homeboy #18: IT'S NECCESSARY!

Homeboy #34: *shakin' finger in the camera* YO, WE NEED THAT HEALTH CARE, THO!

*whole studio gets rowdy*​

Flashy Larry:

You right, bruh,. What you think about that Health Care Law, the Affordable Health Care Act?

Ummmm, it's cool. it's cool.

*homeboy gives another goofy giggle, in the background*​

It's necessary...

 

[patscorpio]

this first page got me ..i slept on this thread

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Sway: so what happened, we heard u got in a twitter beef with Yoda Yola?

Harry Karri: ain't no beef mayne. I don't know where y'all be getting this shyt.

Sway: its all online for everyone to see!

Harris Karri:

 

[JasonSJackson]

Interviewer: "What do you say to the people that you're glorifying violence and drug dealing in your music"

Rapper: "I just rap about what really goes on in the streets yaknowwhatimsayin? Is the news glorifying violence and drug dealing when they do they reports? Everything I rap about I've either done or seen done, Im just reporting on what really goes on out here youknowwhatimsayin? "

Interviewer:"Yea, I feel you. So what track off the new mixtape you want us to play before we go to break"

Rapper: "Love dat gun sound"

 

[The Entity]

What a good fukkyn thread I just discovered...You all deserve automatic daps

 

[a murda]

i read all these interviewers with the sway voice

I read all the rappers wit jae mill,z game and bow wow voice

 

[patscorpio]

Interviewer: What inspires your music?

Rapper: Nahmean I get my inspiration from God man. I don't think I would be able to do what I do without him ya dig? I think the people gonna hear it in my music too. Nahmean I got my hands dirty out in these streets that i'm not proud of. Because of him i'm able to do what I do.

Interviewer: Ok...so what's the name of the album?

Rapper: It's called Demon Muzik. Be on the lookout for the first single dropping soon, "Send that Nikka to Jesus"

Interviewer:

YO!!! ..i legit reading this shyt...thank goodness i wasnt on no call with a client lol

 

[emperor bohe]

hahahahaha. that's some shyt right there.

edit: apparently i fukked up the quote

 

[Fellatio]

I know this was a real one but....








Interviewer:
Is that you in the pictures

:Rapper:
2 million dollars worth of jewels on

Interviewer:
.... Is that you in the pictures?

:Rapper:
I go where these other nikkas can't go

Interviewer:
Is that you in the correctional officer pictures

Rapper:
Me and B.E.T we doin a chronicle on my life

Interviewer:
Were you in your life time a corrections officer

Rapper:
I don did it all to get money

Interviewer:
Was that picture rick ross

Ricky
Yea that picture was rick ross

Big boy
Its a real beautiful day in the neighbourhood

Ricky
Its a real beautiful day

Big boy:
Yes it is

 

[Disciple of the Projects]

SHOTTY PIPPEN: "We taking the album in a completely different direction. We not doing what none of these nikkas is doing out here. We pushing the limits this time around. I got complete artistic control, and we def. gonna use it, no doubt. Im a complete artist, and the fans are def gonna see that side of me with this project. We pushing rap into new directions. Matter fact, this aint even rap, this is #ShottyMusic....



*Cuts scene to Album preview party*


SHOTTY PIPPEN: Intro starts with Curtis Mayfield "SuperFly" Movie Sample....





Members of Associated Press:

 

[Grizzly]

came back to this thread for a laugh...still hilarious...how is this thread not in the rafters @cook @Brooklynzson

 

[prophecypro]

"They werent in the right space for my aggressive content"
/thread

 

[DrHackenbush]

classic

 

[Trap-A-LoT]

** Week before album drops**

Rapper: Man, people sleeping on this album, that's all I can say. But when them first week numbers come back, I bet they all gonna hop back on my dikk. I might fukk around and go gold first week.



** First week numbers come back at 75K**

Rapper: At the end of the day man, good music is good music, feel me? So, the fact that god has blessed me to even put out an album of quality is a win. And as far as numbers go, people don't understand that I was under shipped and because I had coke spelling out my album title on the cover, they couldn't stock it in Wal Mart. And that's just, I mean ... I don't care how good you are or how many potential hits you got, but that just kills first week sales. But, the thing is, most people don't know that the music business aint like the movie business where you do your biggest numbers first week in order to be a hit. I'm smart about my shyt. Look at what Katy Perry and Rihanna do first week, you know? They don't do them big numbers, but they release hit after hit after hit and by the end of the year -- BAM! Triple platinum album! So, that's what I'm on. Just wait till that second single come out, though. It's called, "The Notebook" and it's a joint for the ladies, you know I couldn't forget about yall. It's got Erica Mena on the hook and she gonna surprise a lot of people. You heard it here first.

Interviewer: Recently, you started your own clothing line.

Rapper: Yeah, it's called "MOLLY" and it stands for Moving On Light Level Years. You can find it in TJ Maxx, Marshall's and we got MOLLY for women at a few Lane Bryant locations.

Interviewer: I see you rockin the Tom Ford blazer.

Rapper: Yeah, I got on some Dior jeans, too. And, the fresh YSL sneakers. Man, all yall rappers out there don't even TALK to me about this fashion shyt! Unless you Kanye. AND if you not Clark Kent then cant none of yall nikkas even talk to me about this sneaker shyt either!

Interviewer: Why aren't you wearing your own brand, Molly?

** Stares at interviewer angrily**

Rapper: Whatchu mean? You just asked me about Tom Ford!

Interviewer: Uh, I know, I was just asking another question.

Rapper: Man, even if I aint rockin that shyt everyday don't mean it aint fly! You know who rocks their own clothes everyday?! Broke nikkas, dats who!! You think Ralph Lauren walks around dressed like Young Dro or some shyt?!

Interviewer: Right, right, that's what's up. So, what can we expect on this next album?

Rapper: We puttin numbers on the board for Def Jam with this next one! Shout out to my nikka Pusha T! King Push, I see you! It's called "Lemmon Quaaludes" cuz when you hear it you just gonna get retarded! I'm on my "Wolf of Wallstreet" shyt. Gettin money like dat nikka! Man, I'm finna turn up on this next album! I got Robin Thicke, a joint from Daft Punk, a verse from Macklemore and I'm trying to get Adele on the hook to one of my joints for the females. Also, the first video is gonna have a cameo from my nikka Jack Huston aka Richard Harrow from Boardwalk Empire.

Interviewer: So, basically, you'll be working with anyone white who's popped off in the last few years?

Rapper:

You think Ralph Lauren walks around dressed like Young Dro or some shyt ?