Typical Rapper Interview Responses....

[Pool_Shark]

Interviewer: What do you have to say about your recent diss to young young?

Lil' Lil': Ah that? That's just some rap shyt, I didn't mean nothing by it. Competition, ya know.

Interviewer: You said "fukk your mother, I'll kill your daughter"

Lil' Lil': Aw man look, at the end of the day Im not even really a rapper, the people that know me back home know that when it comes to real street shyt I do this shyt for real so I'm not even trying to take it there.

*tweets apoplogy after interview*

 

[Trillion]

Interviewer: So how do you feel about barack obama being elected for second term in office?

Rapper : you know i have a huge respect for politics all i do is read books on politcs i got an intellectual side, i think its a positive change , it made me change as a man..we should help obama change the US for the better

Interview : So what books are you reading?

Rapper : none right now

Interviewer ; How are you getting involved in politics ?

Rapper :well well, you know, hahah nah mean well im just a rapper heheh...its ya boy heheh mixtape out june 24th

Interviewer : did you watch the democratic debate last month what did you think about it

Rapper:no

Rapper : Kids stay in school , parents raise your kids, i aint responsible for ya kids
"Blood on my rolex" out august 18th

Interviewer:Will "pop that p*ssy" be on the "change for obama" mixtape

Rapper: Yes
Rapper: Obeezy holla at me hit me up at the after-party

Interview :If congress passes..

Rapper : Sorry baby but i gotta go chase this paper nah mean?
peace out!

 

[Trillion]

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Interviewer:What other rappers out there would you like to work with?

Rapper:I really don't fxck with these industry nikkas like that. Outside of the nikkas on my team, don't really hang around these fake ass rappers.

*next album tracklist*
1.Intro
2.My Shooters (feat. Chief Keef & Waka Flocka)
3.Real nikkas (feat. Yo Gotti & T.I.)
4.Bad bytch (feat. Trey Songz)
5.Exquisite Calamari (feat. Rick Ross)
6.Interlude (feat. Kevin Hart)
7.Old nikkas (feat. Bun B. & Andre 3000)
8.Bricks In The Kitchen (feat. Gucci Mane)
9.I'm Shinin' (feat. Future)
10.First Date (feat. Miguel, Wale, & Drake)
11.High And Drunk All The Damn Time (feat. Juicy J & Wiz Khalifa)
12.I'm Shinin' (Remix) (feat. Future, Lil Wayne, 2 Chainz, Meek Millz, Nicki Minaj, A$AP Rocky, Birdman, Kendrick Lamar, & Busta Rhymes)
13.Outro

ahahahahaahahahahahahh so fukking true

 

[Trillion]

Rapper : Ill never go mainstream man im in it for the streets all day, fukk the industry my nikka


5 months later after doing a song with miley cyrus , and one direction

Rapper: You know you gotta expand man, nikkas hate for you to expandim just tryna do shyt out the box anything "once the money good "
hahaha yall nikkas mad yall stuck in the hood hahah we out her in paris getting manicures you broke ass nikkas hhaaha
and fukk my old crew i got this new crew we got pop stars on my new label, we just signed a k pop artist , a rock band and a violinist fukk them old crusty nikkas!!!


A Few Year later when he falls off


Rapper : Man fukk the industry, they wanted me to do mad shyt i walked away from it, i dont care bout all this fame shyt bunch of homos in the industry
i just got this reality show with me and my baby moms we tryna get on vh1 nah mean?
im just tryna stay humble


Interviewer : What about the beef you had with your old crew?

Rapper : We back together tryna get the reunion mixtape off the ground

Interviewer :

Rapper : we just doing it for the hood man

Interviewer :

Rapper : my daughter gotta eat

 

[Groanman]

I put (such & such record label) on the map!
I mean, my first album was like mouf to mouf to (such & such record label)!
They way dyin' over there!!!




And now (such & such record label) tell me I need a visitor pass to get in the buildin'?!

I am (such & such record label)!!!
You don't disrespect me like that!

 

[Stuntone]

Massacre Malone: "I just wanted to make a well rounded album. Something everyone can listen to, any age, background, Black, White or Blue. You know what I'm sayin. I even got a let something for the ladies ya dig. Can't leave them out"


Massacre Malone new album "

 

[USSInsiders]

"oh this? Ahhhh shyt, man. THis ain't nothing. This something light. This the AP with the diamond bezel. Pendant with the VVSes and shyt, I'm shining out here. All my nikkas eating, but we tryna inspire the youth. We stunnas nikka, we independent businessmen on some Scarface, Godfather type shyt."

"Yeah don't get it twisted, I'm not a criminal, but I'm from the hood, you nahi'msaying? I was always a loner type nikka. Real smart and shyt. To pay for college, I had to rob me some rich ass white folk, but that was just to eat, I ain't take no pride in that. So everything you hear in my music coming from a real place. I'm not fronting on my records. I'm not like one of these industry ass nikkas on the radio talmbout, killing no police or nothing. I'm a real nikka, first and foremost at the end of the day, but that's neither here nor there."

 

[KTD2]

I read this every time I have a bad day. It is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[wingzboy]

uppin this gold

 

[mcellas]

 

[Fart Knocker]

Ok, moving on, your upcoming album is entitled.... "N-Words Without Sporks". Can you explain the concept behind this project?

Ha, it's cool man you can say it, I give you a pass. Yeah it's called "nikkas without Sporks". Reason why I say sporks instead of spoons or forks is cause the spork is like of combination of both those things you feel me? A spork is a spoon and a fork, and I'm a real nikka, but I'm a sensitive nikka, too. It symbolizes the complicated shyt in life, but here's the problem, bro... I'm hungry in these streets, man. Even now with these whips in my garage, I'm hungry, man. I gotta get me a bigger crib for my babies, so a nikka is always hungry, but we ain't got sporks in our hands. A nikka can't eat without a utensil, that's not polite. I'm a classy nikka. But every track on this joint is like a movie, I'm the director taking you into a day of my life in the hood. I'm gonna show a white boy like you, no offense, what it's like to really come from the streets. This is gonna be album of the year real talk. It's a classic.

thats it, im done with this thread.

 

[Patriarch]

On Squashing beef with rival:
"I ended up bumping into duke courtesy of my homeboy Corey B. Corey B put alot of nikkas on in the game and is a reputable individual out here. Corey hit my line and said he was at Panera bread wit bruh , and I needed to come thru so we can settle this shyt like men. Out of all the shyt Corey did for me I would never say no--that would be like spitting in his face. I walk in and I instantly knew it was all love. We chop it up for about 45 minutes and the rest is history. It was all a big misunderstanding and we good now. We actually gon do a best of both hoods duet album together yall should get that 4th quarter right around Christmas time."

Game and Durk right here.

 

[Leasy]

I read this every time I have a bad day. It is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

Probably one of the best threads on the Coli from the rappers names to the concepts excellence.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Sway: So we hearing you got in an incident with Game over the weekend?

G-Figgaz- My crew was dere, his crew was dere, and we had some words, cuz we thought that shyt was squashed namsayin. I had my heat , both my heats namsayin. In case I had to chow young fat a nikka namsayin. But those dudes didn't wanna step so we ended it like dat. Namsayin.

Sway: So that wasn't you sprinting down the street the opposite way, becuz the video provided shows you running away from the situation .

G-Figgaz: I never run away from a situation. But I'm a grown ass man too. I have 7 little boys and an 8th on the way and I aint trying to get caught up in some bullshyt.

Sway: So you ran away?

G-Figgas: basically...

 

[BigF]

Sway: So we hearing you got in an incident with Game over the weekend?

G-Figgaz- My crew was dere, his crew was dere, and we had some words, cuz we thought that shyt was squashed namsayin. I had my heat , both my heats namsayin. In case I had to chow young fat a nikka namsayin. But those dudes didn't wanna step so we ended it like dat. Namsayin.

Sway: So that wasn't you sprinting down the street the opposite way, becuz the video provided shows you running away from the situation .

G-Figgaz: I never run away from a situation. But I'm a grown ass man too. I have 7 little boys and an 8th on the way and I aint trying to get caught up in some bullshyt.

Sway: So you ran away?

G-Figgas: basically...