u eva had a fart so stank that u had to check your draws....
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Zapp Brannigan
Captain of the Nimbus
Yeah. It was a good thing, too. Nothing actually got on my underwear, but a second wipe was definitely needed. 
blvckbieber
Rookie
nikka 
y would ur draws get wet from a fart
y would ur draws get wet from a fart
yea and that time between da flatulence and checkin the undies will have you on some other shyt. happened to me at work and i was safe but it was about 8 minutes before i could check and the whole time i was tryna hide my 
ever sneeze after you farted?
worse shyt ever.
worse shyt ever.
And just in case you did miscalculate, you gotta hit that funny style walk on the way to the bathroom so you don't make matters worse
Even a potent fart can leave brown smoke stains in your draawz
...Epsom salts
HowardHughes
Still hiding
flusterose
dat dere chocolate
why did i click on this thread???!!
Yeah. It was a good thing, too. Nothing actually got on my underwear, but a second wipe was definitely needed.
Take It In Blood
Banned
Cat piss martini
Veteran
Back in the day I was at the crib
eating a cheesy chili that my aunt
made me and washed that shyt down
with 3 ice cold coronas.....knew i had nothing
to do so i was good.
my cousin calls me and says he got
a bad ass chick for me if i was down.
I shower,throw on some sweats,
crop dust myself with creed and i hop
in the back of his whip with the lil mama.
that chili woke up and i couldnt fight it back.
dropped a hit silent one that almost made my
cousin crash and the chick with me threw up.
before i could get the blame.
me: no way that came outta a female
chick one:
chick two:
my cousin:
me: nikka you play too much
my cousin: really nikka.
chick one: i gotta throw up again.
me: take my number down baby.....take me home cuzzo.
my cousin:
eating a cheesy chili that my aunt
made me and washed that shyt down
with 3 ice cold coronas.....knew i had nothing
to do so i was good.
my cousin calls me and says he got
a bad ass chick for me if i was down.
I shower,throw on some sweats,
crop dust myself with creed and i hop
in the back of his whip with the lil mama.
that chili woke up and i couldnt fight it back.
dropped a hit silent one that almost made my
cousin crash and the chick with me threw up.
before i could get the blame.
me: no way that came outta a female
chick one:
chick two:
my cousin:
me: nikka you play too much
my cousin: really nikka.
chick one: i gotta throw up again.
me: take my number down baby.....take me home cuzzo.
my cousin:
Y
You made me laugh. And yes.to see if they were wet???
