U ever do unintentional gay shyt before realizing?

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So last month my friends told me to get signed up for Match.com and Plenty of Fish. It was decent but I was kinda bored because at some point alot girls in my area and age hit me with "I got a kid". But my other dogs were eating apparently with quality women

So I'm like "let me check out they're profiles, maybe they got some shyt I don't :ohhh:" but I didn't know their username. So I made another account and searched by male. Went like 5 minutes before realizing what I was doing :deadmanny:
 

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So last month my friends told me to get signed up for Match.com and Plenty of Fish. It was decent but I was kinda bored because at some point alot girls in my area and age hit me with "I got a kid". But my other dogs were eating apparently with quality women

So I'm like "let me check out they're profiles, maybe they got some shyt I don't :ohhh:" but I didn't know their username. So I made another account and searched by male. Went like 5 minutes before realizing what I was doing :deadmanny:
Y'all doing too much. lol. How is it gay? You just doing research to ultimately get girls @ the end....that is your intention....right?:usure:
 

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I tell you what, in the middle of the night if I gotta take a piss, I'm sitting down and peeing. A nikka still half asleep and I can barely hold myself up. Why I gotta stand "like a man" just so I don't look gay?? Ain't nobody watching me. It's the middle of the night and it's just me. Doesn't make me gay or less of a man if I'm tired and wanna sit down and pee.
 

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I was high and ordered food from sonic. I don't usually eat in my car but my people was driving and I was starving. We were stopped at a light and the food was calling me so I decided to eat the corn dog I got. Something told me somebody was looking at me so I looked at the car next to me. :umad: nikka were dying laughing at me. I looked at my people driving and the nikka had the look like :gucci:. I felt like I was eating it like
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. Never ate corn dogs or anything phallic in public since then. shyt felt mad sus.
 
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