u ever lie to a girl tell her ur in the military so u can ****?
- Thread starter havoc00
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TRILLWAVE
Rookie
havoc your a loser breh..but your openly pathetic so I salute you
Dr.seuss Swag
Trouble Man
DallasTxRep
Superstar
Piff Perkins
Veteran
Havoc too smart for us, god damn. This nikka gonna end up running for president one day, and someone is gonna leak all these posts
havoc gonna call a press conference, be all like
and still win
havoc gonna call a press conference, be all like
and still win
Dr.seuss Swag
Trouble Man
Never tried but a great idea 
Havoc too smart for us, god damn. This nikka gonna end up running for president one day, and someone is gonna leak all these posts
havoc gonna call a press conference, be all like
hahaha like that Chapelle show skit when he was president and had the alien
MewTwo
Freeing Pokemon From Their Masters Since 1996
Guys do this all the time.
You have to be careful though and make sure there aren't any real marines/soldiers around. There's always going to be one cock-blocking, dikkhead marine nearby who's going to grill you with questions right in front of the girl to make sure you're legit (this happened to a buddy of mine once).
You have to be careful though and make sure there aren't any real marines/soldiers around. There's always going to be one cock-blocking, dikkhead marine nearby who's going to grill you with questions right in front of the girl to make sure you're legit (this happened to a buddy of mine once).
kermit da hustla
Banned
I told a girl I was getting deployed in a few days and she gave it up
Ya but it was true
And i also lied and have told them i wasnt and my name is MIKE and im used car sales man for 2 reasons i said this
1. Some tend to be stalkers cuz they love guys in the military and didnt want that shyt they are called DOG TAG CHASERS
2. Just to say it to be funny and i still got some by lying my ass off
MewTwo
Freeing Pokemon From Their Masters Since 1996
You also have to pose as a sorta high ranking officer like a sergeant or captain (nothing higher). Try to use some obscure military phrases to throw the girl off.
Looks like an unfortunate by-product of public school education. The most dangerous thing in America is a black man with a library card.
Looks like an unfortunate by-product of public school education. The most dangerous thing in America is a black man with a library card.
u dont have to do the rank thing if they dont know shyt bout it but if you lying bout being in
BE CAREFUL OF THE DOG TAG CHASERS they know their shyt and can sniff out a liar real quick
At times they know more than the guy in the military due to them being exposed too it long enough
