u ever **** urself in grade school?

[Kings County]

Yeah, I remember them karate classes as a kid. Sh!t was stupid tho. I never really learnt something I could really use in a combat situation. I think ur better off in taking up something like boxing. Learn how to knock someone out.

real spit them shyts was a waste of money soft ass air punches

 

[flea]

when i was in kindergarden i shyt on my self. My ol girl made me toast and coffe with milk for breakfast. ate that and went to school. it was already nearing the end of the day luckily and my stomach just started bubbling. im walking to the bathroom and didnt make it in time, straight shat on myself. i walk back to the class like aint shyt happen. I'm vibing and then this cute broad i had a crush on like " what's that smell??" im like, "iono, i think its that dirty kid " The dirty kid took the fall for that one breh. I couldnt go out like that. Got home, wiped my ass with a bed sheet...yeah..a bed sheet. theres was no toilet paper. Old girl found it, whooped my ass, and i went to sleep crying like a bytch. that was the last time i shyt on myself.

 

[Brock Landers]

I couldn't speak english so I ended up shytting on myself on my very first day of grade school had to walk around the entire day with shyt in my pants.

 

[DallasTxRep]

I used to rock them batman titty whietys I hated when i shyt in those

 

[eastside313]

one time 4th grade thought i could hold it till i got home.. boy was i wrong was like fukk it started running to the bathroom didnt make it in time

had to go home mid school day couldnt get in the house cause my mom was at work had to stand at the front door for 5 hours full of shyt never forget

worst day of my life the bytch i had a crush on was coming home from school a couple hours later wanted to talk to me i was like dont come up here to my porch shorty she was like why not .. i made up some bs excuse she came through smelled the kid aint talk to me for like a year

Fam why didn't u just throw them damn shytty joints in the trash instead of wearing em for 5 hours




I never shytted in school cause the stalls never had doors

 

[Ohene]

One time in my Blue Jays underwear. Nobody knows about this shyt not except maybe mymom if that.

Remember those corny ass dance performances you had to do for Christmas or holidays during grade school? It was gr 1...My class was almost up and I had the fukking runs man!!!! I end up shyttin myself and had to run to the washroom. Threw out the underwear...cleaned up a little and was back in time for the performance of some Backstreet Boys track. Nobody smelled a thing ...janitor had a surprise that night though I remember it like i was yesterday...was wearing brown cord pants

 

[Ohene]

Fam why didn't u just throw them damn shytty joints in the trash instead of wearing em for 5 hours




I never shytted in school cause the stalls never had doors

I woulda ran and climbed the back yard when shorty came through

 

[Roberto Dinero]

Fam why didn't u just throw them damn shytty joints in the trash instead of wearing em for 5 hours




I never shytted in school cause the stalls never had doors

Same here. But that was just during 2 years of jr high. The toilets were grimy as f*ck and unisex too. I wasn't mad about the unisex part but those toilets were all f*cked up.

 

[tonyclifton]

shat myself like 5 times from 1-4rth grade.

but a couple years ago i was at work and i was farting like crazy. i was bussin tables at the time. well i get to the kitchen and it felt like it was gonna be nice powerful fart. boy was i wrong. shat all over myself. so i smoothly walked to the bathroom is my cheeks clenched, took my boxers off, put them in the garbage and walked out like i was changing the garbage.

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

I couldn't speak english so I ended up shytting on myself on my very first day of grade school had to walk around the entire day with shyt in my pants.

 

[martin payne]

nasty mofos

 

[Stoop Kid]

never crapped myself. Puking on the other hand....

 

[SituationStarter]

one time i had food poisoning or some shyt and shytted myself while asleep and didnt even wake up

 

[eastside313]

I was walkin home from school and to shyt so bad I could barely walk. nikka was finally like fukk it im bout to shyt in my trousers and toss these draws when I get home Soon as I shytted my boy pull up on the side in the car with his pops. His pops like come on ill take u home. No thank u y'all don't want me in that car

 

[Techniec]

I have no memory of me ever shytting my damn self some of yall

i did get caught slipping a few times walking home from school, ended up pisssin my pants

i remember one time i had to pick up a used newspaper off the ground and walked with that shiit in front of me, avoiding stares from neighbours