U.S. department of state warns American's about using dating apps in Colombia!

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

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And all they really wanted was a slamdemic

Might as well stay home and hit up pornhub for a handemic

 

[Wiseborn]

Like a tour guide right? I don’t see a problem with paying for that.

I think with most guys who don’t want to pay for play. It isn’t about being cheap or anything, we just don’t want known whores who sleep with everyone, like how we don’t want to do that here in the states.

We want to do what we do here and pull from a club or something.

But different country different rules, plus there’s the language barrier too.

So I see why if you go there it makes sense to pay if you can’t even speak the language.

Yeah there’s no way I’m going to the place where I don’t know the language and no one speaks English and on top of that going dolo not knowing nothing.

Maybe I can do that in Japan or some shyt.

A tour guide exactly and if she fukks for free while showing you around nothing wrong with that.

As a Flabbyhead I know that hoes who allow themselves to be pulled out the club be having higher bodycounts than some whores but I get what you mean.

Japan is actually worse sure I'm sure more people can speak english in Yokosuka than in say Yumbo in Colombia but you'd understand way more Spanish you can probably count to 10 in Spanish do you know how to do than in Japanese?

That being said if you're insipired to go to Jaoan do that but because I've spent maybe almost ten years off and on outside of the states I'm more confortable than the average dude.

shyt it took me two years to get confortable drinking UHT Milk

Ultra-high-temperature processing - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

I don't know why they don't drink it in the states ( I'm sure they go over that n the article) but UHT Milk is Milk that can be in a bag or carton that you can keep outside of the refrigerator for months you only have to put it in the fridge when you open it.

I thought it was some kind of fake milk for months. That's a small example of cultural differences you'd piss people off if you don't eat their food much less can't speak a word of their language a cultural guide can help you bridge the gap.

 

[Wildin]

And all they really wanted was a slamdemic

Might as well stay home and hit up pornhub for a handemic

That's a good one.

 

[Balla]

A tour guide exactly and if she fukks for free while showing you around nothing wrong with that.

As a Flabbyhead I know that hoes who allow themselves to be pulled out the club be having higher bodycounts than some whores but I get what you mean.

Japan is actually worse sure I'm sure more people can speak english in Yokosuka than in say Yumbo in Colombia but you'd understand way more Spanish you can probably count to 10 in Spanish do you know how to do than in Japanese?

That being said if you're insipired to go to Jaoan do that but because I've spent maybe almost ten years off and on outside of the states I'm more confortable than the average dude.

shyt it took me two years to get confortable drinking UHT Milk

Ultra-high-temperature processing - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

I don't know why they don't drink it in the states ( I'm sure they go over that n the article) but UHT Milk is Milk that can be in a bag or carton that you can keep outside of the refrigerator for months you only have to put it in the fridge when you open it.

I thought it was some kind of fake milk for months. That's a small example of cultural differences you'd piss people off if you don't eat their food much less can't speak a word of their language a cultural guide can help you bridge the gap.

You don’t think Japan would be easier than Colombia? Doesn’t Japan have more tourists things for Americans?

I know the language is harder, but I’m talking more for places where Americans can go without knowing the language and without having to worry about safety too much.

And yeah I know club chicks can be whores, but it’s different when that’s her job lol. I’m not a fan of that.

Say breh, how you even deal with all this shyt when you first moved? This shyt seems like a nightmare from what I’m hearing except the prices for everything?

It sounds like it’s better to be in the states if you solely want women. Am I right?

 

[COLI MANDINGO]

It's damn near impossible to ask a trick to stay away from all these whores here

Facts… hell most men can’t stop the urge to trick on busted American hoes either. Too many simps

 

[Wiseborn]

You don’t think Japan would be easier than Colombia? Doesn’t Japan have more tourists things for Americans?

I know the language is harder, but I’m talking more for places where Americans can go without knowing the language and without having to worry about safety too much.

And yeah I know club chicks can be whores, but it’s different when that’s her job lol. I’m not a fan of that.

Say breh, how you even deal with all this shyt when you first moved? This shyt seems like a nightmare from what I’m hearing except the prices for everything?

It sounds like it’s better to be in the states if you solely want women. Am I right?

Well as a developed country I'm sure they have more touristy shyt in Japan but even if you lived there you ain't gonna do all the touristy shyt. I lived in DC for years I walked up the stairs to the Washington Monument one lime despite passing that shyt almost daily at a point.

Japan is defenitely more safe but people don't talk about how xenophobic Asians are chances are you go out of the tourist zones and almost nothing will be in english and people might mean mug you.

Again I never been and you should go where You want to go. Other than some bucket list shyt I have no real desire to go to Asia at all personally.

I grew up around a lot of immgrants in New York so I'm low key used to shyt being different. in Brooklyn in the 90's you could get a Red Stripe Beer easier than you could get a Coors Light.

You are better off in the states if you want women especially on some non trick shyt You speak the language and know the culture.

I was over my girls house for a birthday party and I said I hate to eat and roll she knew what I meant but where she's from she says they say something like I hate to be an Indian.... Because she said the Native Colombians in the Pacific tend to Eat and bounce too.

If I had said that at the party I would've gotten a laugh from everyone.

It probably wouldn't work but if you said in a Club in the states Are you from Tennessee because you're the only Ten I see at least shorty would get the context.

 

[Balla]

Well as a developed country I'm sure they have more touristy shyt in Japan but even if you lived there you ain't gonna do all the touristy shyt. I lived in DC for years I walked up the stairs to the Washington Monument one lime despite passing that shyt almost daily at a point.

Japan is defenitely more safe but people don't talk about how xenophobic Asians are chances are you go out of the tourist zones and almost nothing will be in english and people might mean mug you.

Again I never been and you should go where You want to go. Other than some bucket list shyt I have no real desire to go to Asia at all personally.

I grew up around a lot of immgrants in New York so I'm low key used to shyt being different. in Brooklyn in the 90's you could get a Red Stripe Beer easier than you could get a Coors Light.

You are better off in the states if you want women especially on some non trick shyt You speak the language and know the culture.

I was over my girls house for a birthday party and I said I hate to eat and roll she knew what I meant but where she's from she says they say something like I hate to be an Indian.... Because she said the Native Colombians in the Pacific tend to Eat and bounce too.

If I had said that at the party I would've gotten a laugh from everyone.

It probably wouldn't work but if you said in a Club in the states Are you from Tennessee because you're the only Ten I see at least shorty would get the context.

Aren’t they like that in Colombia too with the mean muggin n stuff and not being as welcoming?

How did you get adjusted to when you first got out there not knowing anything or anyone? I can’t remember if I asked before.

 

[CashmereThoughts]

So you spend money to fly over there to
Hop on dating apps? Why???

Because the didn’t learn a few necessary Sentences to communicate and they don’t have the mouthpiece to approach women in their own country.

 

[aXiom]

Because they were thinking how you was thinking, nikkas actually don't want to go smash randoms willy nilly they either want to really meet a nice girl and fall in love or they want to go to a regular club and pull something out.

Full disclousure I had a buddy come down and check me out and I didn't realize how little someone who never took a trip overseas would be disoriented. Homie tried to get by without a phone thinking that his phone from the states was gonna work despite it being locked he didn't even know what it meant to have an unlocked phone.

The language barrier is hard enough as it is.. people with travel experience who travel to English speaking or English adjacent countries still have a hard time moving down here their first time, so I can imagine a person who's never been outside the US.

Had my homegirl come through for new years.. she was going through a breakup and could use a change of scenery for a bit so she spent 2 weeks out here. Didn't dawn on me just how much of a toddler a grown adult can become if they don't know how to move in a new environment with limited research and a language barrier.

Just basic things like ordering food and getting around would turn into potential missions because she was completely new and it wasn't a touristy setup. I'd let her try to do stuff herself and step in once she got that defeated look on here face. After a few days she admitted it was much harder than it looks. So I can imagine what it's like for dudes that just hop on a plane after watching some YouTube videos about how to buy p*ssy in Medellin. End up in poblado with the rest of the full course gringo meals.

But it's not like they have many options... most of these dudes are there for a fews days or a few weeks.. limited time and money and all these hoes know this so dudes have no choice but to play the game by their rules on their turf.

 

[levitate]

Set up the date to meet her in a public place.

Then fukk the shyt outta her in the public bathroom.

Problem solved.

 

[Wiseborn]

The language barrier is hard enough as it is.. people with travel experience who travel to English speaking or English adjacent countries still have a hard time moving down here their first time, so I can imagine a person who's never been outside the US.

Had my homegirl come through for new years.. she was going through a breakup and could use a change of scenery for a bit so she spent 2 weeks out here. Didn't dawn on me just how much of a toddler a grown adult can become if they don't know how to move in a new environment with limited research and a language barrier.

Just basic things like ordering food and getting around would turn into potential missions because she was completely new and it wasn't a touristy setup. I'd let her try to do stuff herself and step in once she got that defeated look on here face. After a few days she admitted it was much harder than it looks. So I can imagine what it's like for dudes that just hop on a plane after watching some YouTube videos about how to buy p*ssy in Medellin. End up in poblado with the rest of the full course gringo meals.

But it's not like they have many options... most of these dudes are there for a fews days or a few weeks.. limited time and money and all these hoes know this so dudes have no choice but to play the game by their rules on their turf.

Word homie didn't know what an unlocked phone was couldn't order shyt from the apps didn't know his own address because he didn't understand it

( In Colombia addresses seem wierd shyt be like Carrera 22 bis Norte # 14-84 Carrera means Race I guess it's another name for Street and they generally run north to south so it's the 22 Bis Carerra in the north shyt be like A, B, C, etc Then the other numbers is refrerring to the Street aka 14th street and the house is 84 meters from the intersection of Carrera 22 bis and 14th street) so you can't just read the numbers like in the states where they go in sequence evens on one side and odds on the other side). Dude had no idea where he was and too shook to eat anything local or from a street vendor So I had to get him each day and take him to spots to eat and had to get him something to eat each night so yeah it's low key like being with a toddler.

 

[Wiseborn]

Aren’t they like that in Colombia too with the mean muggin n stuff and not being as welcoming?

How did you get adjusted to when you first got out there not knowing anything or anyone? I can’t remember if I asked before.

No they don't Mean mug you because they can't tell I'm not Colombian until I open my mouth.

It was easier for me because I'm used to being overseas but the first thing I did was get a network of plugs meaning people who could help me. The Airbnb host actually hooked me up with a guy.

Then my buddy from the Coli linked me with another dude who I later fell out with but I did meet a guy I'm still cool with who knew people and I went from there.

I literally found my tribe and started meeting other expats, anytime I overheard an american accent I said "what's up" I just stopped doing that recently but when I got here I tried to meet every expat I could. I also joined the expat facebook groups and what's app groups.

 

[trap101]

Aren’t they like that in Colombia too with the mean muggin n stuff and not being as welcoming?

How did you get adjusted to when you first got out there not knowing anything or anyone? I can’t remember if I asked before.

Bruh... you gotten your passport and taken your first trip yet? You been theorizing and assuming things while grillin @Wiseborn for damn near two years........ you need to stop asking and get the experiences WITHOUT THE bytchES. Just the exposure of new things...