Udonis Haslem Has the Greatest Pension Ever

[thatrapsfan]

Udonis Haslem

Last time this dude got any significant playing time was four years ago and the Heat are still open to giving him another season.

Has any other role player got his retirement funded padded like this before?

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

 

[Da King]

 

[75 Others]

Dude would die on the court for the Heat if needed

 

[FukkaPaidEmail]

Nick Collison

 

[CSquare43]

Nick Collison

I think he officially retired recently..

EDIT: Yep

Nick Collison has seen it all. Now he tells it all.

 

[Damnshow]

easily he getting paid over the next decade too

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Udonis left a bunch of cash on the table in 2010 when he re-signed in Miami. Let him get that money back as an unofficial assistant coach

 

[cartierhoe]

That’s my Heat lifer

 

[BlackAchilles]

Udonis Haslem

Last time this dude got any significant playing time was four years ago and the Heat are still open to giving him another season.

Has any other role player got his retirement funded padded like this before?

I'm still flabbergasted at how Scalabrine managed to stay in the league as long as he did

Maybe he as there so everyone could boost morale by roasting him

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

That's my OG Gator bleeding that horrible franchise in Miami of more money :gatorblessed:

 

[1thouwow]

He’s what dwyane wade wish he could be

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

That's my OG Gator bleeding that horrible franchise in Miami of more money :gatorblessed:

You better stop playing with our name

 

[L&HH]

He's basically an assistant coach and ambassador to the team considering he's from Miami, went to college in Florida, and the Miami Heat are the only NBA team he's played for.

 

[Paper Boi]

i just found out last night that he still in the league