First of UD from Dade bruh. I see some of yall didnt follow hm during his florida days. 2nd hes home. Been home his whole bball career. Goons frm 3rd grade on deck. Lance was not in Brooklyn at that point in time. He woulda got fuqqed up

That's why i keep saying. You don't go at someone in their home turf. That's suicide.First of UD from Dade bruh. I see some of yall didnt follow hm during his florida days. 2nd hes home. Been home his whole bball career. Goons frm 3rd grade on deck. Lance was not in Brooklyn at that point in time. He woulda got fuqqed up

If you don't do something you said you're gonna do, it is bluffing.Maybe cause he's talking shyt? Stop acting like he's bluffing just cause he didn't do it..
"I'm going to f--- you up," followed by either "That's real" or "I swear," depending on your current level of lip-reading skills.
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Udonis got that championship dikk fukk it Lance don't want no problems call up Pittman too.
suspect Now? UD been a goon all his life
305 cats don't play that blowing in your ear shyt only thing he's blowing in your ear is........ Never-mind we don't hear, see or talk about that around here
, Lance would have Haslem selling bootleg Lebrons at the Hialeah Flea Market
...So Haslem has been reduced to goon only status now![]()

dudes killing me with that SO AND SO IS FROM THIS PLACE. what the fukk that mean
oh dude from miami, compton, brooklyn or southside chicago u know he's about that life...
There's plenty of motherfukkers with tats all over there body and have that goon look and been carry out by 6
Can someone remind me but who has UD fought or done on/off the court to earn this "tough" guy image? He just comes across as a boogeyman tough guy who only turns goon to protect the superstar on his team

I don't wanna fukk with himDondon been on goon status for 2 years now. Every now an then he'll have a good game and still plays good defense.
Honestly, mofos pissing off Udonis while within Dade county are gambling with their lives for real. Talk about Marvin Harrison? Fukk with UD and you'll see. Youjust might come up... missing.
There are two professional athletes that you don't wanna have problems with if you wanna be able to navigate around Dade county
In that order
- Edgerrin James
- Udonis Haslem
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