uk brehs: driving tests :why: UPDATE: Failed again

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why are they so fukking hard? :why:

why cant we just be like the americans and give anyone who can drive in a straiggt line a license? :why:

why we gotta do all this bullshyt? :why:

i got my second test today. pretty sure the only reason i failed last time was because the test guy didnt like me. cus i did nothign wrong. the whole system is a scam to get more money out of you.

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and all the other uk brehs. these yankies have no idea how easy they got it driving automatics in straight lines. they aint never had to deal with fukking roundabouts. whoever invented a roundabout is a dumbass anyway. who thought that was a good idea? :why:
We do have roundabouts, it just isn't all that common here
 

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Pretty sure I intimidated the tester to pass me on some 'I'll tell you when I've finished parking :birdman:' shyt
 

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:mjlol: Yo @shmoney its no joke getting on road these dayzzzz!

My younger brother passed on his 3rd attempt

By the way you better pass ASAP, the DVLA are about to flip the script on licence requirements ...again:upsetfavre:

LOL at the american bredrins not knowing what a roundabout (islands) is:dahell:

I went across the pond earlier this year (To FL) & driving down them sides is EASIER than breathing air, they got big ass roads everywhere. No islands/tricky junctions, and they have this weird turn right at a red light rule/law had me confused at first!

All of them down there a flexxing matics, no manuals & every destination is one big ass straight road I was like :dwillhuh: at first! Swear down if they you came down and had to drive in the UK (& mainland Europe) you lot are going to be in for a rude awakening brehs :damn:..best get that chauffeur sorted :sas2:


I remember a while back, I had this one american geezer (account manager for a customer) roll with me at from work & my my man started calling me Hamilton (even one mails till present day) the way I was weaving in and out of traffic & tight spots on these busy narrow ass roads.

Dude had the :leon::banderas::krs: face on throughout whole ordeal! I was like chillax fam this ain't nothing to be all gassed over!
 
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I remember this thread being made by the long gone Yomoms...




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I'm wondering if OP is 'yomoms' lol.

Wood Green is the worse place to take your test. I tell everyone to avoid it like the plague and go outside of London to take it, preferably during late morning/early afternoon before kids get out of school and the roads are more quiet. I passed my test in New Southgate back in 2000 (I won't even say how many times I failed beforehand :snoop:) on a Friday, I remember the feeling like yesterday.

I've developed so many bad habits over the years there's no way I'd pass my test now.
 

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I just came back from London a few weeks back, and yall boys drive like its a 3rd world country out there, well not as bad, but nobody stays in their lane. Glad I wasnt driving.
 

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ohhhhhhh that shyt... we got one of those in brooklyn and one in manhattan columbus circle
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.... timing is everything.....:lolbron:

There are actually 3 around Prospect Park ... thank God they simpified the Grand Army Plaza one :whew:, that used to be ridiculous a few years ago.
 

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i failed my test AGAIN :damn:

im fukking done. im gonna buy a car and drive with no insurance or license. im done with this shyt. i cant be waiting around all my life paying for driving lessons and waiting for another test.

stupid c*nts. im goig out tonight and im gonna fukk someone up to get my aggression out.
 
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