Uncircumcised brehs how do you stop nutting so fast?

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Keep a rusty thumb tack in your left hand(ball your fist up) while you're smashing. Once you feel like you're about skeet, stop and squeeze your fist with the other hand as hard as possible:ahh: .. Its fairly painless and it will send signals to your brain to not skeet until at least another 10 mins.

Disclaimer: Advanced measures are required for staying alive in that nappy snappy.
 

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Keep a rusty thumb tack in your left hand(ball your fist up) while you're smashing. Once you feel like you're about skeet, stop and squeeze your fist with the other hand as hard as possible:ahh: .. Its fairly painless and it will send signals to your brain to not skeet until at least another 10 mins.

Disclaimer: Advanced measures are required for staying alive in that nappy snappy.
:wtf: at trying to give him a staff infection


Pain or laughter can help you to last longer tho
 

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:wtf: at trying to give him a staff infection


Pain or laughter can help you to last longer tho

A staph infection should be the least of his worries. This man is fighting for his self respect and manhood. Every girl he smashes for 2 minutes will tell 20 other girls for hours how he busted in 2 mins. Those 20 girls will tell several other girls. Its a vicious cycle and a downward spiral. Next thing you know, OP is going to find himself in mexico, inside of a cage made of chicken wire taking shots of hand sanitzer wondering what went wrong in his life while he's being transported to his next donkey show.
 

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A staph infection should be the least of his worries. This man is fighting for his self respect and manhood. Every girl he smashes for 2 minutes will tell 20 other girls for hours how he busted in 2 mins. Those 20 girls will tell several other girls. Its a vicious cycle and a downward spiral. Next thing you know, OP is going to find himself in mexico, inside of a cage made of chicken wire taking shots of hand sanitzer wondering what went wrong in his life while he's being transported to his next donkey show.
Then he either better practice or learn how to cut down his refractory period.
 

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:francis:. . . .before you hit the peak act real worried and say "babe did you hear that? wtf was that!!!:damn:" after she all freaked out and wondering wth going on you hit her with the "nvm we good, now where was we:youngsabo:" depending on how long you go you may have to do this a few times only do it with those you don't expect to contact any further as eventually they'll think somethings wrong with you after the 6th and 7th "wtf was that!!!!:damn:"

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I spoke of advanced measures of how to prevent premature ejaculation while you're inside of the legendary "nappy snappy":noah: Super charge a cigarette lighter aka "make a crack lighter." Whenever you get the sensation to bust, Flame On! Let the flame hit the underside of your forearm for a couple of seconds. You might burn off your forearm hair but you won't do any real damage. Plus women like that shyt. You'll be able to smash at a length of time that's comparable to a Superbowl halftime show and you might make her squirt dat dere jesus juice all over her parents "good" living room set.:blessed:

Whats the worst that can happen? Each time you do the minute man routine, you're self esteem,self respect and street cred takes a serious hit. :sadcam:.

Next thing you know, people at your job are laughing at you behind your back for weeks and then you get fired. :camby:

For some reason, no one will hire you and if you have a dog, it won't come near you and will shyt on your pillows. Next thing you know, you're smoking cat tranquilizer laced with crack having a heavy discussion about politics with your smoking buddies.
 
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