Uncle Carl's **** was hard - part 234 http://www.the-coli.com/images/smilies/ninja_1.

[Datnucaa]

Uncle Carl took my panties off
He fingered grease into my ass
And told me to cough
My sphincter contracted
My feces are compacted
From being rammed up the ass
His penis is never flaccid
He stuck it in my butt
I screamed like a girl
He shot his load in my ass
Now thats vanilla-chocolate swirl
I smiled when he came
He giggled with relief
He fckd me in my ass
And came on my teeth
I licked it all off
It was such a fckng feast

Uncle carls dikk is so fckng hard
I'm 4 years old
Getting fckd like a dog
I tried to jump the fence when uncle Carl
Put his bone in my yard
I barked when he came
He put a treat in my mouth
Then I swallowed it all
And crawled back into my dog house

The end

 

[Whitty Hutton]

I remember this fakkit from the Nas board. You could have kept that unfunny trash there, one of the worst characters in that board's history

 

[Datnucaa]

^ stfu faq

 

[Datnucaa]

This poem is based on a true story. Not meant to be funny

 

[Datnucaa]

Uncle carl's frozen poop pop

Uncle Carl walked into the kitchen and opened the freezer door
He motioned for me to come over
And stuck a piece of frozen shyt In my ass
It felt so cold
But it made me so hot
It happened so fast
I forgot about last night
Well not until Now
When uncle Carl had bowed
And poop on my smile
Then scooped up his shyt
The biggest one I ever saw
Then placed it in the freezer
On the rack of the door
Now I understood
He did it to place it in my ass
The poop was so frozen
My ass is frost bitten at last
Poop and shyt
It's all the same thing
Poop out of uncle carls ass
And into to my frame
I like the way this feels
Uncle Carl is the best
I hope that next time
He poops on my chest

 

[BLACK NFL COACH WIFE]