Uncle Phil Punchlines?

[Diyhai]

Im disrespectful I dont really care how you fukkin feel/
Ill send a lost soul to the crossroads when I buck the steal/
Oh you miss ya uncle Charles? Well im a show you how ya uncle feel/
Cuz you gonna die after I open up ya chest nikka.. uncle phil/


Either nobody in thay room knew uncle phil died after heart surgery... or my shyt was just wack...judges?

Shyt written down sound wack
ur delivery could save it
didnt know he died from heart surgery

 

[Diyhai]

He got a light skin wife look like aunt viv/
He got a dark skin wife look like aunt viv/

Spoiler

cant lie I laughed tho

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

Leave you fatherless like Carlton Banks...

 

[Ripp]

Shyt written down sound wack
ur delivery could save it
didnt know he died from heart surgery

Oh well... fukk it I tried lol. It was a last minute thing I wasn't tryna write out an elaborate fresh prince scheme in such short time

 

[Brooklynzson]

Lmao with the shaq face on it?

Lol nah, Coli tee like these:

 

[ineedsleep212]

Run up in ya crib/ gloves on, no fresh prints/
Talkin all that jazz, now you know what you next meant/
Murk his family chill have em witness the kill/
Have em pissing, shytting, the fukks given have ya girl smitten for real/
Give ya kids advice "keep an open heart, thats the way g's"/
"It may hurt too" then leave all em bytches James Avery's/

 

[FluffyCorleone]

if a bytch dont wanna gimme no head, actin stuck up like hilary banks, den i know her cousin will/
cause like aunt vivian i find a different hoe 2 fit the role every season/ so eitha she gone serve me like jeffrey or stop throwin all that jazz cause dat shyt dead like uncle phil

Stuck up?

 

[Diyhai]

Stuck up?

whut dat mouf du

 

[Big Jo]

Im disrespectful I dont really care how you fukkin feel/
Ill send a lost soul to the crossroads when I buck the steal/
Oh you miss ya uncle Charles? Well im a show you how ya uncle feel/
Cuz you gonna die after I open up ya chest nikka.. uncle phil/


Either nobody in thay room knew uncle phil died after heart surgery... or my shyt was just wack...judges?

nobody in the room knew it was heart surgery

 

[Ripp]

Lol nah, Coli tee like these:

Ill glady rock one my next battle

 

[Ripp]

nobody in the room knew it was heart surgery

Thats what im saying. I thought it wasnt bad for short notice. And the crossroads tie in brought it together instead of making it seem like "insert random dead celebrity here punchline"