Only reason I would root for Michigan to win is for it to save their lives. I'm not heartless.
But best believe, they'll have permanent brain damage.
"Michigan loses on a last second touchdown. They are headed to the drowning pool. This is sad. Ok, they're all in the basket, which is now being lowered into the pool.
They've been down there 10 minutes.....
WAIT... The call has been reversed! They didn't snap the ball in time!!! GET THAT DAMN BASKET OUT OF THE POOL IMMEDIATELY!!!!!"
But best believe, they'll have permanent brain damage.
"Michigan loses on a last second touchdown. They are headed to the drowning pool. This is sad. Ok, they're all in the basket, which is now being lowered into the pool.
They've been down there 10 minutes.....
WAIT... The call has been reversed! They didn't snap the ball in time!!! GET THAT DAMN BASKET OUT OF THE POOL IMMEDIATELY!!!!!"







Once...2007...I rooted for Peytons sister to beat the empire, I told myself it was for the greater good. Ive never felt clean since then 


