The story of my lifeWhen you go into a room for something and you forget what you went in there for.

Wife has this annoying habit of leaving cabinet doors and closet doors wide the fukk opensounds petty but that shyt burns me to the core
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Rain.... Let's talk about this. I'm out here in my fresh J's on the way to my girls house and I'm getting wet Nh. My white tee is now see thru lookin like a god damn fukk boi. Ain't no hoe Tryna suck this dikk if she gotta wait for a nikka to dry smelling like rain water


So why don't you just wipe itWhen you take a piss and you shake to get the excess out, and still end up dripping in your underwear![]()

It was probably a white guy and you started thinking about how all those European conquistadors' diseases wiped out all those indigenous peopleI was just on a flight and the dude next to me kept coughing. Idk why but it was making my blood boil

I mean, if you know you're always dripping then why not piss in a stall and wipe than keep pissing in urinals and spend the rest of the day smelling like a project building elevatorAt the urinal?![]()
