@The Mayer
When we were on the way to a party and I excitedly told you I banged Megan last night.
Your response:
Breh I told you I banged her last week, you were wasted.
My reaction:

Our black friends in the back seat:
@Mowgli
Sound about right?
Mmmmmmmm more like
Girl flirting like she wanna give you the ass
Show up to drinks with friends
One of the homies is there, AND YOU AINT EVEN KNOW IT. Hes 6ft and a basketball player
She gives him neck
He decides hes gonna screw her at his leisure
She gets annoyed and tries to make him jealous by tongue kissing his friend whos the homie at another gathering, (i wasnt there)
The ball player homie tells her her lease is up and the other homie now has that paperwork
A month later the other homie is tired of smashing her because shes trying to get all lovey dovey (both of them are married)
He gets up to go to the bathroom and shes letting me palm her ass and grab on her body
He comes back, and she goes to the bathroom. i tell him man you look like you need a lifeline, can i hit that if i get bored. He says Please do

He leaves thinking im about to take over that lease
Ol girl takes my arm and we go to the car.
I think to myself *if i try to hit this im going to be the 3rd homie to smash and she is choosing me because she has no other option*
I palmed her ass one more time as a goodbye hug and bounced.
Annoying.