Undestructable hairline vs impeccable bowel movements

[Ness]

Which one would u pick?

 

[Doobie Doo]

Bowel movements. I have mad stomach issues now and believe me I fight constipation every fukking day.

 

[315]

Indestructible

 

[Dr. Acula]

Good healthy BMs

 

[Vandelay]

Hairline.

I've got both fukked up bowel movements and a fukked up hairline.

People only know I have one of these.