Nintendough
#Kliq
"umm no, he doesn't cum in my face or on me. My ex did it so much that it's a turn off now. He ruined it for *****" - my homies gf 
"No you'll be using condoms until we're married. Every time I did it raw in my past the guy couldn't control himself" - my cousin gf basically telling him other cats was skeeting in it but he can't
women don't realize that they can't say shyt like this and NOT ether the dude. It's not possible

"No you'll be using condoms until we're married. Every time I did it raw in my past the guy couldn't control himself" - my cousin gf basically telling him other cats was skeeting in it but he can't

women don't realize that they can't say shyt like this and NOT ether the dude. It's not possible

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" it happens so frequently that it never has us feeling some type of way so one day an old acquaintance came through with his new gf (OG thot that found the right simp to settle down with) and my friends like "lil dikk pass the ice
dude has a sausage roll
" we then confirm "like those cocktail sausage rolls
?" and she responds "yeah
".
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