Unintentionally etherous comments you've seen women make towards men

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"umm no, he doesn't cum in my face or on me. My ex did it so much that it's a turn off now. He ruined it for *****" - my homies gf :wow:



"No you'll be using condoms until we're married. Every time I did it raw in my past the guy couldn't control himself" - my cousin gf basically telling him other cats was skeeting in it but he can't :wow:





women don't realize that they can't say shyt like this and NOT ether the dude. It's not possible :laff:
 
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Context - my friends call each other little dikk all the time. Regardless of the company they'd be "Sup lil dikk :birdman:" it happens so frequently that it never has us feeling some type of way so one day an old acquaintance came through with his new gf (OG thot that found the right simp to settle down with) and my friends like "lil dikk pass the ice :birdman:" to said acquaintance and his girl turns around on some ":shaq2: dude has a sausage roll:ahh:" we then confirm "like those cocktail sausage rolls :heh:?" and she responds "yeah :obama:".

Cocktail sausage rolls are like 2-3 inches long max :mjlol:.
 

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"umm no, he doesn't cut in my face or on me. My ex did it so much that it's a turn off now. He ruined it for *****" - my homies gf :wow:



"No you'll be using condoms until we're married. Every time I did it raw in my past the guy couldn't control himself" - my cousin gf basically telling him other cats was a meeting in it but he can't :wow:





women don't realize that they can't say shyt like this and NOT ether the dude. It's not possible :laff:

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Me and my friends walked in on my homeboy and his gf in the middle of an argument, dude caught ether. His gf told him that in every relationship she was in that she had unprotected sex and was on the pill and "wanted to do right" this time around and said her past shouldn't matter and she wanted to only use condoms and wait until marriage to have unprotected sex with him. nikka face collapsed. They eventually broke up. Next thing I hear she smashed his neighbor.
 

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Me and my friends walked in on my homeboy and his gf in the middle of an argument, dude caught ether. His gf told him that in every relationship she was in that she had unprotected sex and was on the pill and "wanted to do right" this time around and said her past shouldn't matter and she wanted to only use condoms and wait until marriage to have unprotected sex with him. nikka face collapsed. They eventually broke up. Next thing I hear she smashed his neighbor.




:mjcry: :wow:
 

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Me and my friends walked in on my homeboy and his gf in the middle of an argument, dude caught ether. His gf told him that in every relationship she was in that she had unprotected sex and was on the pill and "wanted to do right" this time around and said her past shouldn't matter and she wanted to only use condoms and wait until marriage to have unprotected sex with him. nikka face collapsed. They eventually broke up. Next thing I hear she smashed his neighbor.

fukk!
 

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Me and my friends walked in on my homeboy and his gf in the middle of an argument, dude caught ether. His gf told him that in every relationship she was in that she had unprotected sex and was on the pill and "wanted to do right" this time around and said her past shouldn't matter and she wanted to only use condoms and wait until marriage to have unprotected sex with him. nikka face collapsed. They eventually broke up. Next thing I hear she smashed his neighbor.
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