shyt happens....
I'll never forget this one puerto rican chik I met at a club celebrating my bday with some cheap champagne, but she ain't know

. Anyways I get her info that night, we start making out there then I ask whats she's doing the next day. She responds "it depends on what time I leave your house"

. I was like

let's ride. So we bone all night, next morning she's like I'm glad u look like the same guy from last night. She was saying usually dudes be looking different the next morning.
Worst part was I woke up to a broken condom still on 
I
've neeeeeeevr gotten an std test so fast in my life. Thank god I didn;t catch anything

or pregnancy

, but she was bad though. And we did bone the next morning, with a condom on though