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Vaudeville was dying hard and fast in the late twenties. However one brave group of men made an attempt to be the saviors of this lost uh... What have you. The men revive the ticket sales for this Vaudeville show on August 19, 1929 to a sold out show in St. Louis, Missouri to a rowdy, excited, and pretty drunk audience of twenty men.... Yes, it is true they failed, this men failed hard. Like a fat person on a diet at an all you can eat buffet. Vaudeville was dead long before these men got there. These men probably went on to do other things like read, yes read books and stuff, uh, and look up women's dresses or whatever men did back in those days for fun.
Okay, look. Milford Jewishberg Sr. was a young man back then and he was at a flee market one day and he found some old Vaudeville records on a trash heap no one wanted and his Father claimed them as his own and trademarked it to the SEX Records label. That is a terrible secret we here at Sex Records had the burden of carrying for all these years. Okay, we admit it. So go on call us frauds, call us liars, call us bullshytters. Just call us baby at 555 - HOT SEXX for a good time... NO, No don't do that. That number is no longer in service we won't get paid for it. Anyway, enjoy this lost Vaudeville Gem!
[Verse 1]
Uh Oh Its big Spender Stan
The back hand
bytch slapping man
He's here because the last time he was here
with an erection
He met a young lady of the evening
Then saw he had an infection
His Penis was a leaking running faucet
Pusey and sore
Where oh where can that bytch be
That disease spreading whore
[Verse 2]
Oh No
Its big Spender Stan
The back hand
bytch slapping man
He's looking for a loose woman
He checked in all the rooms
The Kitchen
The Bathroom
All the closets where we keep all the brooms
He asked Who's that tall shapely dame
Cause when I find her
She can expect to be in a lot of pain
When she has to answer to
Big Spender Stan
The back hand
bytch slapping man
[Instrumental]
[Verse 3]
Stan followed the bloody vaginal discharge trail
That lead him right to his girl
He gave her a whack
(Whack, Whack!)
A palm to her nose
(Ba-rump ump-ump)
Phalanges across the eyes
(Oh my, oh my)
[Pre chorus]
Now the foreplay is over
He just bent her over and reintroduced
His Mr. Winky to her Misses Pinky
Five minutes later she stuck her hand out for him to pay her
Then they went home together
Their roll playing was over for today
[Chorus]
that's big Spender Stan
The back hand
bytch slapping man
Ho oh
Its big Spender Stan
The back hand
bytch slapping man
[Big Finish]
Oh, That"s Big Spender Stan
Oh, God!
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