UPDATE: Kim Jong Un Apparently Not Dead: Re-Appears

[Chrishaune]

Get those daps young man

kim coming back from the dead like this

 

[Paper Boi]

if he really came back from the dead it gonna increase his legend as a deity

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

He was probably just hiding out from this coronavirus shyt and people ran with the fact he skipped a couple parades

His ass probably sick of those damn parades anyway

 

[staticshock]

nikkas aint been this confused about someone's death/alive status since 2Pac

 

[TEKBEATZ]

kim coming back from the dead like this

 

[TEKBEATZ]

Found him

 

[stave]

2020 out here like prime Adrien Broner. “Call me the Can Man, cause anybody can get it”

That haircut is awful

 

[Kinguno]

He’s going to be alive then die or they hold off until next year

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

Uhhh what japan is 700 miles from north korea, across water..

You know nikkas are notorious with being geographically retarded

 

[Originalman]

Found him

him and trump social distancing and using hand sanitizer...

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

*edit*

I forgot how creepy this shyt actually was smh

What makes it creepier is that if your feelings don’t come off as genuine and you appear to either not be mourning enough of even show the slightest sign of aloofness or rejoice towards the death of the Dear Leader, the NK citizen is indoctrinated and encouraged to outright SNITCH on a nikka and the next thing you know....Both you and possibly your whole family (immediate and distant) will be up next on that NK summer jam screen that you’d prolly on see on sites like LiveLeak

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

Classic

 

[Cyrus' Wife]

Kim always rocking the fresh fade

Hairline never pushed back.

And the irony is that even the king of the high-top fade Kid (from Kid-n-Play) stopped wearing that style after a few years but Kim Jong Un felt he could rock it till the day he died...and he did.

I can't imagine the fear his barber felt when Kim Jong Un first presented him with a picture of a fade for him to try out on him. Had his barber ever even worked on (or seen in person) anybody that didn't have bone straight hair before?



I guess the barber had to get that fade right or die trying.

 

[Stone Cold]

This shyt was 61 pages

 

[old pig]

I will personally move to NK and subject my fealty to this muthafukka if this was just one big elaborate troll