Dog Based Gremlin
Veteran
Pullin down a wrestlers tights to reveal their clean shaven asscrack 
I kid I kid
But no really though,
1. Throwing salt/fireball in a wrestlers eye
2. Pulling brass knuckles or object out of crouch
3. pulling a female valet in front of you as a "human shield" (Flair and Sherri in WCW)
4. Bill Alphonso holding the chair strategically on RVD's opponents limbs so he could do an aerial assault was

I kid I kidBut no really though,
1. Throwing salt/fireball in a wrestlers eye
2. Pulling brass knuckles or object out of crouch
3. pulling a female valet in front of you as a "human shield" (Flair and Sherri in WCW)
4. Bill Alphonso holding the chair strategically on RVD's opponents limbs so he could do an aerial assault was

because I know I'd be doing this




and then eye poke/ low blow. 

A fake cast, sling, or even wheelchair make this even better. The best is "I'd love to kick the crap out of you tonight.
..but I have a doctor's note!"
, its just classic weaseling out of trouble) 

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