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My girl believes in this dumb shyt and has even started arguments because my horoscope said some funny shyt about past or future lovers. She called me one day upset saying her professor called her out on it and said anyone who believes in that crap is a fool, she really try to defend that garbage. Any woman who believes in this shyt is a straight up dreamer and can easily be swayed,their naive.
 

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Billionaires believe in it too. A lot of the progenitors and heirs of the wealthy fortunes use astronomy.
Not to picky bro but astronomy is a legitimate science, astrology is that bull shyt pseudo scienc3 they believe in.
 

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My girl believes in this dumb shyt and has even started arguments because my horoscope said some funny shyt about past or future lovers. She called me one day upset saying her professor called her out on it and said anyone who believes in that crap is a fool, she really try to defend that garbage. Any woman who believes in this shyt is a straight up dreamer and can easily be swayed,their naive.


I cant ever truly respect a woman like this.
 

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I just saw a thread on horoscopes and I remembered I just gathered a 3rd addition to ya boy's roster. #PapisAngels:jawalrus:


Been talking to this girl since Friday & I asked if she beleived in horosocopes she said yes (like most women). I asked her whats her sign she said Leo...I googled whats the MOST compatible sign (Aries) and told her I was that. She googled our compatibility & was like:dwillhuh:, "it was meant to be!". bytches legitimately beleive this shyt. Now I got her eating out of my hand on some "wow no wonder we get along!", "ur so hard to read sometimes".

Horoscopes are fun to read and interesting but I think there too vague and only naeve/impressionable people beleive in them (women & fakkits). Funny thing is most people in real life who know me beleive Im a Leo or Aries but Im really a Cancer:mjlol:

Next time yall first start talking to a girl, just ask her for her horoscope, and figure out which one is the MOST compatible. U dont have to beleive it just use it to ya advantage. Some of these chicks are so impressionable they'll convince themselves that this was fate:mjlol:

Lil tip uh the day:jawalrus:
:laff:this some ingenious scumbag fukkery
 

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:jawalrus: Im really a Cancer
Don't agree with your methods but
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#cancerseason
 

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I just saw a thread on horoscopes and I remembered I just gathered a 3rd addition to ya boy's roster. #PapisAngels:jawalrus:


Been talking to this girl since Friday & I asked if she beleived in horosocopes she said yes (like most women). I asked her whats her sign she said Leo...I googled whats the MOST compatible sign (Aries) and told her I was that. She googled our compatibility & was like:dwillhuh:, "it was meant to be!". bytches legitimately beleive this shyt. Now I got her eating out of my hand on some "wow no wonder we get along!", "ur so hard to read sometimes".

Horoscopes are fun to read and interesting but I think there too vague and only naeve/impressionable people beleive in them (women & fakkits). Funny thing is most people in real life who know me beleive Im a Leo or Aries but Im really a Cancer:mjlol:

Next time yall first start talking to a girl, just ask her for her horoscope, and figure out which one is the MOST compatible. U dont have to beleive it just use it to ya advantage. Some of these chicks are so impressionable they'll convince themselves that this was fate:mjlol:

Lil tip uh the day:jawalrus:
if hoes believe this shyt they deserve all the finessing they receive :francis:.
 

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Women tend to beleive in it.


I just use it to my advantage:lolbron:
yeah should always keep a horoscope book and some crystals handy, bytches eat that shyt up :mjlol:.

some bytch was trying to argue with me about crystal theory and each month has a special crystal or precious stone. "you do realise that the assigning stones and crystals to specific months was a finesse by the industry right?"

:deadmanny:
 
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