Useless ESPN stats: The Coli version

[MostReal]

@ this whole thread

I thought I was the only one to notice their ridiculous stats

dudes sit around an literally make up irrelevant stats to act as if they have some kind of inside information

 

[SwagKingKong]

"Valanciunas has the highest true shooting percentage in NBA history among rookie centers"

Smh

 

[Illuminatos]

Apparently all NBA teams are undefeated when outscoring their opponents at the end of regulation.

 

[diggy]

Wade at his best
30 Points, 5 Rebounds, 5 Steals
In an NBA Finals Game Team Pts-Reb-Stl
Dwyane Wade 2013 Heat 32-6-6
Allen Iverson 2001 76ers 48-5-5
Michael Jordan 1993 Bulls 31-7-5
Scottie Pippen 1991 Bulls 32-13-5
Julius Erving 1982 76ers 30-8-5


Wade finished with 32 points and six steals, the first player to hit those benchmarks in an NBA Finals game since Isiah Thomas for the Detroit Pistons in an epic Game 6 of the NBA Finals against the Los Angeles Lakers (43 points, six steals).

 

[RammerJammer]

You know AJ McCarron is a whopping 68% completion percentage when there is a full moon in November when A-Rod is shooting up roids. Just made that up...

 

[RammerJammer]

Magic Johnson puts together a coherent sentence when TNT is competing with them.

 

[King Jove]

you can't make this shyt up

 

[YouLoveMe]

you can't make this shyt up

You see what i'm talking about....

I hate this generation of sports media and fans. All they do is baby nikkas especially LeBron.

 

[BreezyH]

they and they know it

 

[Urahara_Kisuke]

you can't make this shyt up

 

[RammerJammer]

you can't make this shyt up

 

[Soundwave]

On Baseball Tonight they just showed Astros Angels highlights and Dallas Kuechel is shutting down the Angels

I just saw the following stat:

Astros left-handers who have thrown 8+ innings with 3 or less runs allowed in the wild card era

 

[Versa]

Damian Lillard the fourth player to have 40 points on the road against the Thunder since they moved to OKC