Using double entendres in conversations among females appreciation

[Scustin Bieburr]

you know you'll be talkin to a chick and then she asks you a question about the length or size of somethin and you be all like "long enough to satisfy" or she says something like "this won't fit" and you respond "watch and be surprised "

 

[Moose_Greyjoy]

The best way to figure out a woman's hoeness level

 

[Kenyan West]

nicca I'm the goat at this shyt. undoubtably thorough. sometimes I gotta pause for a second, since i be so amazed and be like goddd damnn did a nicca say that shyt? nearby cacs be all like :cac: ole eavesdropping ass fekkits

 

[36 Chambers]

at dropping "don't even ask me how" after you say it

 

[KillbertArenas]

Funny that this thread was made..

New girl just started at my job and was my boss was out of the office the other day.
My boss called in and told me to give the new girls some tasks to do for the day...

So...I come into work, start some small talk with the new girl....

After a few minutes I say "Well what can we do?"

she replies "well theres something we can do"

me: i look at her like mainly because im shocked and

she starts gigling and says "oh i didnt mean to say that"

Bish is married too, she better stop fukking around..Ill fukk the shyt out her Iranian ass

 

[Non Sequitur]

This is the funnest shyt ever.

 

[Taadow]

Yessssss.

This is the most fun ever...mostly because females like doin' it, too (don't ask me how!).

I was in the warehouse at the job the other day with this chick from the office who was looking for something,
and she needed to get in a storage locker but there was a pallet of junk in the way. She said "I don't know how to use
one of these things (talmbat the Pallet Jack)..."

I say "It's all good, i'll show you...you just stick it in, pump, then move it where you want..."



















She says "I'm SURE I can remember that."



Thumbs up.

 

[Taadow]

at dropping "don't even ask me how" after you say it

My dude at the job says "I think something happened".

 

[Non Sequitur]

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

i was taking something downstairs for my girl and said show me where to put it and she hit me with the "oh i dont have to show you where to put it "

needless to say she didnt have to show me

 

[Non Sequitur]

Funny that this thread was made..

New girl just started at my job and was my boss was out of the office the other day.
My boss called in and told me to give the new girls some tasks to do for the day...

So...I come into work, start some small talk with the new girl....

After a few minutes I say "Well what can we do?"

she replies "well theres something we can do"

me: i look at her like mainly because im shocked and

she starts gigling and says "oh i didnt mean to say that"

Bish is married too, she better stop fukking around..Ill fukk the shyt out her Iranian ass

Did you ever smash?

 

[Music Fiend]

Brehs it was funny til last week. I think I missed out on some A1 coochie cuz of my mama

It had a been a minute since I had seen her so I took her out to eat. My waitress was bad af.... my moms is cool af so she's always tryna put me on game when I'm being eyed down cuz she thinks I'm still young and naive.

So the waitress comes by and I order a huge steak. She says "that's a lot of meat" but then catches herself and just off reaction I said, so it's too much for you to handle? and she just giggles like . Totally went over my moms head. So the waitress walsk off to enter the order in and my moms keeps saying, "that woman is checking you out". I was just like "Nah ma, you seeing things.

Our food comes out 10 minutes later, and I cut into the steak and take a bite. The waitress is cleaning the table behind us, and my moms was just like "Music Fiend, stop putting so much meat in your mouth!".... I hit her with the "Don't say that... shhh"

And she continues on like owmen do, "I'm just saying it's rude to be talking with that meat in your mouth" "Your mouth wouldn't be so full if you weren't jamming it in your mouth..."

I get mad at this point like "Shut up ma you can't be saying that in public, im a grown ass man." I turn around hoping she aint hear it and she was litterally

Didn't make any more eye contact after.

 

[Cynical Thoughts]

A female i always partner up with always says "so, now that we're done what do we do? Or i wish we had something else too do" or some phrase like that. Or she say shes thirsty just outta the blue.

That aint enough for me to follow through though. I never really can get a good read on her so i just play dumb. The one time i comented on showing off her stomach, she acted somewhat mildly offended. But she still talked my ear off after i said i was playing. So im lost with her.