Using the bathroom at work.

[Neuromancer]

Dude in the next stall is groaning like he passing stones.

 

[boriquaking]

Single toilet bathroom here

 

[raul04]

Yeah there is a dude at my last job that sounded like he was dropping quarters in the toilet.

 

[Doobie Doo]

Got the bubble guts right now, ran to bathroom and it was reaking so bad I'm just hold it. Them mofos never heard of a courtesy flush and they love Indian food.

 

[3rdWorld]

I have a public shytter routine..

I wont use it if someone is in the next stall

When I do use it, I use soap n water to clean the seat

I cushion the water with toilet paper so i muffle the splashing

I plug my ears so I dont hear someone elses bowel movements

I dont touch anything bare handed, not taps, not door handles etc

 

[Neuromancer]

Yeah there is a dude at my last job that sounded like he was dropping quarters in the toilet.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

I have a public shytter routine..

I wont use it if someone is in the next stall

When I do use it, I use soap n water to clean the seat

I cushion the water with toilet paper so i muffle the splashing

I plug my ears so I dont hear someone elses bowel movements

I dont touch anything bare handed, not taps, not door handles etc

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I might have to steal that muffling technique tho

 

[Tug life]

From my experience at different jobs I've noticed white people don't give a fukk they let it rip in there shyt sound so nasty

 

[Clay Puppington]

I have a public shytter routine..

I wont use it if someone is in the next stall

When I do use it, I use soap n water to clean the seat

I cushion the water with toilet paper so i muffle the splashing

I plug my ears so I dont hear someone elses bowel movements

I dont touch anything bare handed, not taps, not door handles etc

Do you also light a candle? Play some SZA to set the mood? Do some kegels?

 

[3rdWorld]

Do you also light a candle? Play some SZA to set the mood? Do some kegels?

I cant help you. Dial a sex chat hotline breh

1 800 or something

 

[concise]

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I might have to steal that muffling technique tho

Be careful with how much you use because some toilets clog up with just a little bit of paper.

 

[Blackout]

The ones who make the most noise are white people

 

[Quiet Magician]

I have a public shytter routine..

I wont use it if someone is in the next stall

When I do use it, I use soap n water to clean the seat

I cushion the water with toilet paper so i muffle the splashing

I plug my ears so I dont hear someone elses bowel movements

I dont touch anything bare handed, not taps, not door handles etc

So you drop toilet paper in the water, take a dookie and then wipe your ass with a bunch of toilet paper? I can see you flooding that bytch up and then what happens next? nikka running out of the bathroom with doo doo crums in his ass and the whole bathroom fukked up.

 

[Geek Nasty]

Trials of Manhood: Taking a shyt in public

 

[FoolinLikeABitvh]

So you drop toilet paper in the water, take a dookie and then wipe your ass with a bunch of toilet paper? I can see you flooding that bytch up and then what happens next? nikka running out of the bathroom with doo doo crums in his ass and the whole bathroom fukked up.