Using the bathroom at work.

[klientel]

A couple weeks ago I was in the bathoom at the gym and a dude walked in right as I was about to do damage. Dude was just in there standing by the sink with the water running for like 15 minutes, like he enjoyed being in there or some shyt.

I walked out the stall and that bytch was stankin, but ol dude was just there chilling like shyt sweet. Then he moved out of the way so I can wash my hands and gave me a head nod.

 

[CarbonBraddock]

i remember in 2nd grade our bathroom was in the classroom and this one kid had gone in there and smeared crap all over the walls and even the toilet itself, like on some vindictive fukk the world type shyt. before that, i had been cool with the janitor at the school but lost all respect for him after seeing the horrors of that day.

 

[klientel]

So you drop toilet paper in the water, take a dookie and then wipe your ass with a bunch of toilet paper? I can see you flooding that bytch up and then what happens next? nikka running out of the bathroom with doo doo crums in his ass and the whole bathroom fukked up.

Yo momma didnt teach you how to properly shyt? You dont shyt, and then wipe your ass, then flush breh

You shyt, flush, wipe, flush...and that's for a number of reasons.
1. You dont have shyt just marinating in the toilet making the smell twice as bad.
2. If by some chance you clog the toilet, you dont have shyt water flowing out everywhere.

I'd be mad as fukk if a nikka clogged my toilet and there was shyt on the floor. There is no excuse for that.

 

[director_of_bands]

lol ....the bathrooms at like 1:30 when everybody comes back from lunch is like a warzone

 

[O.T.I.S.]

From my experience at different jobs I've noticed white people don't give a fukk they let it rip in there shyt sound so nasty

Came in here to say this


nikkas be there every morning taking a morning shyt and I'm just like "didn't you just leave home"

 

[O.T.I.S.]

A couple weeks ago I was in the bathoom at the gym and a dude walked in right as I was about to do damage. Dude was just in there standing by the sink with the water running for like 15 minutes, like he enjoyed being in there or some shyt.

I walked out the stall and that bytch was stankin, but ol dude was just there chilling like shyt sweet. Then he moved out of the way so I can wash my hands and gave me a head nod.

Got to be one of the most annoying things on earth...

Dudes who just come in the bathroom and just HANG OUT like they enjoy the smell of piss and shyt

 

[avon barksdale]

Came in here to say this


nikkas be there every morning taking a morning shyt and I'm just like "didn't you just leave home"

Coffee makes them bowels move

 

[O.T.I.S.]

So you drop toilet paper in the water, take a dookie and then wipe your ass with a bunch of toilet paper? I can see you flooding that bytch up and then what happens next? nikka running out of the bathroom with doo doo crums in his ass and the whole bathroom fukked up.

Im pretty sure it's shyt, flush, wipe, flush breh

If you don't flush immediately after you take a shyt and just let in marinate in the toilet then you a sick nikka

 

[TheEgyptianConniption]

You should only shyt in public if absolutely necessary. I try to avoid it but at my last job I shyt and there was no toilet paper. I had to go out to the sink for some paper towels with my ass out.

 

[TheDarkCloud]

Coffee makes them bowels move

This. It’s perfectly normal to shyt as soon as you get to work IMO. Them bowels don’t really start moving until you get in motion.

 

[hayesc0]

We have a dude that actually completely removes his pants at my job

 

[TheDarkCloud]

You should only shyt in public if absolutely necessary. I try to avoid it but at my last job I shyt and there was no toilet paper. I had to go out to the sink for some paper towels with my ass out.

I’m always fascinated by these responses. What do you mean by absolutely necessary???

If you gotta shyt, then go take a shyt. I hope y’all nikkas realize how much damage you’re doing to your body by holding it. Intestines backed up like a muh fukka. Y’all think it’s gonna be what’s poppin when you’re like 40 suffering from chronic constipation?

 

[nahnah]

The absolute last resort



The last time i needed to use it some animal had left a grade 10 floater in there



Them cleaners deserve a medal for heroism

 

[avon barksdale]

We have a dude that actually completely removes his pants at my job

I do too..i dont want my pants on that pissy floor

 

[klientel]

The absolute last resort



The last time i needed to use it some animal had left a grade 10 floater in there



Them cleaners deserve a medal for heroism

You aint lying. In high school I worked at Toys R Us and had to clean the bathrooms after closing. There would always be shyt in the toilet and shyt on the floor....ON THE FLOOR

Not even loose diarrhea shyt but solid logs. Who the fukk is doing this type of shyt.