Valedictorian w/ Brutally Honest Graduation Speech
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I'm mad they clapped at the end. Dude just admitted he became a anti social robot to become valedictorian, and they gave him a standing ovation.
Smh!!
Smh!!
Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did was wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain... and an athlete... a basket case... a princess... and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club."
Doobie Doo
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I came in here ready to clown, but real shyt
Dude gonna end up like a Chappelle/Bill Burr type stand up comedian making observations on shyt that will have you like
Dude gonna end up like a Chappelle/Bill Burr type stand up comedian making observations on shyt that will have you like
.Exactly. Education shouldn't just encompass hard and soft subjects but also the extra curricular activities that can "cultivate" a student to not just be smart but to also avoid being maladjusted from having little to no interaction with others; even learning to think critically as opposed to focusing on the theoretical is important.
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That was kind of cool, especially his referencing the fact most of them are upper-middle class.
Definitely didn't "shock the world" nor was it all that "brutally honest."
Was just a good valedictorian speech.
Considering this is the high school he went to: Granite Bay High School - Wikipedia
They have a college acceptance rate of like 90%, most of the kids from that class will be cool.
Definitely didn't "shock the world" nor was it all that "brutally honest."
Was just a good valedictorian speech.
Considering this is the high school he went to: Granite Bay High School - Wikipedia
They have a college acceptance rate of like 90%, most of the kids from that class will be cool.
Mojo Jojo Morpheus
Dap Distributor
It's lonely at the top. 
Kairi Irving
Here Comes A New Challenger
I became an anti social robot just to graduate high school
In long run it's gonna be worth it
HabitualLineSteppa
....Fuh Q.
Malcom X quote
Doobie Doo
Veteran
After a speechlike that son gotta do bong rips and get fukked up in college to make up for lost time.
Damn 
Graduation speeches are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind graduation speeches if they were all like this. I love it when people get to honest.
feelosofer
#ninergang
I once had an Indian kid rip the school administration in his valedictorian speech basically saying the school didn't give a fukk about him until now but spent crazy amounts of money hyping up athletes most of whom wouldn't amount to shyt.