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Y'all trippin'.
 

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I went to a consultation for one. They stuck me in a room and I had to watch a video. It was in depth about the whole process. :lupe:


I started panicking a couple minutes in. The air got thin; my hands got clamy. vision slightly blurred. :damn:


Movie ends; lights come on and this pretty medical assistant than escorts me to the DR's office. He's talking a million miles an hour and it all sounds like Charlie Brown teacher talk to me. I can't hear any of it. Than he asked me to remove my pants and had a sharpie in his hand. :why:


I didn't do it and ran out the office. I didn't even stop to pay the co-pay. :umad:


I got in my car fired up some smoke and sped like a formula 1 driver to the strip club. :ahh:


I salute anyone who can go thru it; but thats a no from me dawg.
 

Elim Garak

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I went to a consultation for one. They stuck me in a room and I had to watch a video. It was in depth about the whole process. :lupe:


I started panicking a couple minutes in. The air got thin; my hands got clamy. vision slightly blurred. :damn:


Movie ends; lights come on and this pretty medical assistant than escorts me to the DR's office. He's talking a million miles an hour and it all sounds like Charlie Brown teacher talk to me. I can't hear any of it. Than he asked me to remove my pants and had a sharpie in his hand. :why:


I didn't do it and ran out the office. I didn't even stop to pay the co-pay. :umad:


I got in my car fired up some smoke and sped like a formula 1 driver to the strip club. :ahh:


I salute anyone who can go thru it; but thats a no from me dawg.
Isn't it just a laser inpatient procedure?
 

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Thots hooking men days are numbered :mjlol:

“Come on, put a baby in me!!” :noah:

“Sure thing!” :steviej:

After the 27th try

“Why isn’t this working, I’m trying to get a free paycheck off this dumbass” :beli:

“We can keep trying babe, maybe you need to go get checked out for fertility?” :troll:


:umad:
 
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