Vaulter loses at the olympics because His meat got in the way: major pause
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I mean if ya gonna lose, this is the way.
Hell of a story to tell to girls in bars
“Ooh so your an olympian, why dont you have the gold?”
“Its a funny story…”
What a HEADline. Triple metaphor dont even ask me how.
Hell of a story to tell to girls in bars
“Ooh so your an olympian, why dont you have the gold?”
“Its a funny story…”What a HEADline. Triple metaphor dont even ask me how.
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I mean if ya gonna lose, this is the way.
Hell of a story to tell to girls in bars
“Ooh so your an olympian, why dont you have the gold?”
What a HEADline. Triple metaphor dont even ask me how.
Stop being a cac
bourgeoisie tall freak
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sigh….*unzips pants*
Yall gay af but I’m not surprised I saw how y’all were internet slurping in that Drake thread 
When I did track I had a special set of draws just for events, and made sure to get a proper tuck right before the start. Couldn't imagine going to the Olympics without Stark Industries level dikk stabilization tech
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You don't want your junk flopping around unprotected when you're wearing a speed suit and running 20+ mph, doing jumps, or as you see here, vaulting. Aside from the visuals, it can be extremely painful. Don't even ax me how I found out
that personally would've let me use my penis as the actual polenikka should have read that pinky thread before he went up.
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