Piff Perkins
Veteran
Shout outs to everyone who knew better than to say "I'm starving" in the presence of your mom because you knew she'd hit you with some wild shyt just like Diddy. "I'm starving too. Matter fact, here's $15. Go walk to the grocery store and buy some corn on the cob, bring it back, shuck and clean each piece of cob and get some water boiling. And buy some butter too."
"...ok..."
