Vince just wrecked his Bentley in Stamford

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That's why you have an Uber driver on the roster Vince, to avoid this type of stuff. The Junior reference makes sense, turn that shyt into a storyline. Trips tries to help find money Vince hid from the purchase of WCW, Vince thinks Trips is Ted Turner, Vince smashes Trips in the head with a sledgehammer putting him into a coma.
 
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He be on a park bench getting that gummer right about now :banderas:



















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He's gonna end up in a mental home, booking matches between the residents - probably with a young Asian sidekick to keep a lookout for a run in from security. Gonna pay all the talent in candy too :mjgrin:

Someone should really check on Hunter. There's a good chance he's bleeding out on Vince's kitchen floor after being shot in the gut. :damn:
 

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TMZ used the most post-cocaine binge pic of Cokeboy they can find :mjlol:

TMZ Interview transcript:

Listen pal. God and I have a long standing rivalry and today he tried to cash in the briefcase on me do you understand?. IM NOT LAYING DOWN FOR ANYONE! I'VE DESTROYED EVERY OBSTACLE IN MY PATH GODDAMNIT! ASK TED TURNER AND GAGNE'S ABOUT ME! IF GOD WANTS A REMATCH THEN WRESTLEMANIA IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER!
 

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That's why you have an Uber driver on the roster Vince, to avoid this type of stuff. The Junior reference makes sense, turn that shyt into a storyline. Trips tries to help find money Vince hid from the purchase of WCW, Vince thinks Trips is Ted Turner, Vince smashes Trips in the head with a sledgehammer putting him into a coma.

The possibilities with this are phenomenal :wow:

Hunter's coma experience basically involves The Rock and Austin saying "You were just as over, if not more over than us, breh :obama:"

Jim Cornette playing Steve Buscemi's role in the dream - only Bruce Prichard does the voice-over with his impression of Cornette.:ohhh:

Story ends with Vince's forced retirement as Steph and Hunter have him locked up.

Until someone wheels him out at Mania :youngsabo:
 
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