Vince McMahon retires you are named Chairman and CEO of the WWE...

[SpacelySprockets]

push more black people and pay the shade room to post them

recruit more former collegiate athletes instead of mark dweebs on the indies because they tend to be more relatable to the average person and casual viewer(ala bianca belair)

work closely with the top musicians to do ppv/wrestler themes and make musical guest performances at ppvs a normal thing, and more shyt like this with modern stars


encourage wrestlers to get into other ventures like acting, the bigger star they become outside of wrestling the more eyes they put on the product

 

[King Ka$h]

Remember the Smackdown set before the pandemic was praised by everyone, while the RAW set was clowned for looking like a skateboard ramp. As for the OP, I would simply stop overproducing everything and give the wrestlers a little more freedom. I wouldn't give them complete creative freedom, as AEW has shown that isn't a good idea. Also sorry indie geeks but all vanilla midgets with zero charisma gotta go.

I just can’t get over these stages man. Back in the day pretty much every PPV had a unique set and now they pretty much use the same one. Hell we’ve had pirate wrestlemania two years in a row now, it may as well be the official theme.

 

[Elim Garak]

Introduce cocaine back into the locker room

That would legit probably fix everything the wrestlers will no longer be boring that's for sure lol.

 

[Rell84shots]

I just can’t get over these stages man. Back in the day pretty much every PPV had a unique set and now they pretty much use the same one. Hell we’ve had pirate wrestlemania two years in a row now, it may as well be the official theme.

Remember for a while before the mid 90s all the stages looked like this

 

[King Ka$h]

Remember for a while before the mid 90s all the stages looked like this

Shyt I’ll even take that. At least it got a circle and shyt

My favorite used to be the backlash one with the hooks and the royal rumble arena with the swinging double doors.

 

[JQ Legend]

push more black people and pay the shade room to post them

recruit more former collegiate athletes instead of mark dweebs on the indies because they tend to be more relatable to the average person and casual viewer(ala bianca belair)

work closely with the top musicians to do ppv/wrestler themes and make musical guest performances at ppvs a normal thing, and more shyt like this with modern stars


encourage wrestlers to get into other ventures like acting, the bigger star they become outside of wrestling the more eyes they put on the product

How have I never seen/heard this?

Meth killed that shyt

 

[Rell84shots]

How have I never seen/heard this?

Meth killed that shyt

You never heard the Aggression album? That's where we got the GOAT DX theme

 

[JQ Legend]

You never heard the Aggression album? That's where we got the GOAT DX theme

It’s not on Apple Music?

 

[TheBigBopper]

1. Push more black people. Bianca Belair, Sasha and jason Jordan if he ever gets physically cleared would be the face of my company. The nation is becoming browner and it never made sense that black people dominate all other sports except scripted ass wrestling.

2. bring back kayfabe. Heels only traveling with heels, faces with faces, and none of this crying shyt women do before matches. Wrestlers will be giving in character interviews outside wwe.

3. wrestlers aren’t actors. Give them gimmicks that are just amped up versions of their personalities, not some cartoon shyt.

4. steroids will be allowed again. I don’t want seeing my world champions be 5’9 and 185 lbs. wrestlers are supposed to be larger than life, that means larger physically too. Seeing little nikkas fight big dudes is an insult to my intelligence. You wanna be champion in my fed, you need to be at least 6’2, 225 lbs. I ain’t tryna watch Finn balor vs that other skinny nxt guy in my main event, no matter how talented they may be. My champions need to pass the airport test.

5. Sexy photoshoots for the women are being reinstated. The females can be both sexy and taken seriously. They should show off what they have more often.

6. The Big Four PPVs will be extra. WrestleMania is now operating as a loss leader because of the expense of hiring celebrities and part timers. I’d make the big four ppvs an additional $10-15 on top of the peacock monthly fee.

7. no more Hollywood writers. Clearly these fukks don’t know what they’re doing. We need bookers, not writers. Show scripting reverts to Bruce, Vince, Shane, Heyman, Cornette and hunter sitting at Vince’s pool coming up with ideas.

8. only two ugly female wrestlers allowed at a time. This is a looks based business, and sorry, the entertainment field still weighs women’s looks more heavily than men’s. Baysler, ruby riot, that big titted Australian (unless she drops the androgynous gimmick and looks hot again), Nia Fats, and all those other ugly ass hoes need to go the new wwe is only for pretty, talented females. These ugly hoes can go work for AEW or some shyt

 

[thaKEAF]

Get rid of the term wwe universe

use the word wrestling again

fire all of the current announcers

change the design of the tag belts and ic belt

fire whoever comes up with these generic ass themes

Get rid of any match branded ppv

hire more jobbers and use them like were used back in the day to avoid the same rematches over and over.

get rid of those fukking 3D graphics they use during entrances. What’s the point?

allow blood again

 

[Bruce Wayne]

push more black people and pay the shade room to post them

recruit more former collegiate athletes instead of mark dweebs on the indies because they tend to be more relatable to the average person and casual viewer(ala bianca belair)

work closely with the top musicians to do ppv/wrestler themes and make musical guest performances at ppvs a normal thing, and more shyt like this with modern stars


encourage wrestlers to get into other ventures like acting, the bigger star they become outside of wrestling the more eyes they put on the product

I remember being when Meth did this Track but being when The Rock used it as an Entrance Theme.



Not what it was made for Dwayne

 

[El Cocodrilo]

I'll do whatever I can to put people that are good at booking in charge of the day to day, while I plan an over-arching storyline that culminates at Wrestlemania each year

A lot of the current audience grew up watching Game of Thrones and the MCU, stories where you have all of these distinct characters with their own psychology and motivations interacting and coming into conflict with each other and that all culminates in this huge climactic confrontation by the end of the story.

Why couldn't wrestling do that?

 

[JQ Legend]

I’d bring back bra and panties matches, that alone will increase viewership

 

[Mastamimd]

Get rid of the term wwe universe

use the word wrestling again

fire all of the current announcers

change the design of the tag belts and ic belt

fire whoever comes up with these generic ass themes

Get rid of any match branded ppv

hire more jobbers and use them like were used back in the day to avoid the same rematches over and over.

get rid of those fukking 3D graphics they use during entrances. What’s the point?

allow blood again

Those 3D graphics are so unbelievably tacky it's not even funny...they irk my nerves breh

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Selling that bytch to the lowest bidder. I'm getting out that carny shyt