Violent diarrhea virus is sweeping across the U.S, causing schools to close

[Black White Sox Hat]

Diarrhea sends 100s of thousands of children in the hospital every year in the United States, and kills hundreds. It killed 1.9 million people globally in 2019. Children and babies die from the runs a LOT. Grow up.

 

[Tony D'Amato]

I had a relative that had something called c diff. Its a form of colitis. It came from antibiotics killing all of the good bacteria. They got diarrhea so bad they had to go to the er becuz they became severely dehydrated and their body began shutting down. Made me look at diarrhea very different.

 

[AAKing23]

Even more reason to stay home

 

[King_Kamala61]

I was referring to shyt

Only bodily fluid I play with is my semen. Esp when my recipe is extra viscous and runny. Make them jerk me off and turn my belly to a Jackson Pollock

 

[Sniper]

Kids gonna be like

Must've been enough laxatives for a whole country because laxatives usually don't work that fast.

 

[Bumblebreh]

Only bodily fluid I play with is my semen. Esp when my recipe is extra viscous and runny. Make them jerk me off and turn my belly to a Jackson Pollock

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Only bodily fluid I play with is my semen. Esp when my recipe is extra viscous and runny. Make them jerk me off and turn my belly to a Jackson Pollock

 

[MuzzyP]

Wtf is this?!

 

[Neuromancer]

What's violent about it?

 

[cheek100]

Only bodily fluid I play with is my semen. Esp when my recipe is extra viscous and runny. Make them jerk me off and turn my belly to a Jackson Pollock

Ay nicca

 

[Noriega]

Nature's Ozempic

Dawg, I got diarrhea while I was in Ecuador last year and legit lost 8 lbs. shyt is no joke Street food got me

I was in Atacames before the gangs came thru @ISHIDA

 

[MajesticLion]

As if teachers don't have to deal with enough shyt already

The levels of wrongness in this





The description reads like a strain of dysentery. No bueno.

 

[Cakebatter]

Diarrhea sends 100s of thousands of children in the hospital every year in the United States, and kills hundreds. It killed 1.9 million people globally in 2019. Children and babies die from the runs a LOT. Grow up.

This is the norovirus. It's mostly known for rapidly spreading on cruise ships. It's essentially a 24-48hr stomach bug. It's not a major killer within the US.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Maybe that explains what Jimmy John's did to me yesterday

 

[Regular_P]

I see a lot of janitorial overtime in @smitty22 future.