Dog Based Gremlin
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All I want for Christmas is fukkery
"Violent Night" - Official Trailer (12/2/22)
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All I want for Christmas is fukkery
so they finally made Die Hard a Christmas movie
fukk it.....
i'm in
fukk it.....
i'm in
A cool matinee flick
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These guys are feliz navi-dead 
David Harbour as Santa, runnin around in the snow, fukkin dudes up like Hopper in Stranger Things 4? Love me some holiday horror.
David Harbour as Santa, runnin around in the snow, fukkin dudes up like Hopper in Stranger Things 4? Love me some holiday horror.
Lakerman0834
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soooo bad and stupid that its gonna end up as a classic 
Dog Based Gremlin
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might go see this for real 
Seeing this tonight
saw it last night..it was entertaining...some nice kills in this shyt
the fukking chimney fatality 
the booby trap fatality
the booby trap fatality
Dog Based Gremlin
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Is it worth $12 ticket 🎟 or wait?saw it last night..it was entertaining...some nice kills in this shyt
the fukking chimney fatality
the booby trap fatality
see it at matinee price...i had a discounted movie ticket i got from my job so it was worth it to me
yo this was some fukkery
BA HUM BUG MOTHERfukkERS
it was like a
BA HUM BUG MOTHERfukkERS
it was like a
a combo of die hard 1/2, home alone, john wick
from the trailer i thought he'd have more magic and wasn't human...but he was like old school john mclane and getting hurt and shyt
kinda curious on his past as thor and how he became santa
from the trailer i thought he'd have more magic and wasn't human...but he was like old school john mclane and getting hurt and shyt
kinda curious on his past as thor and how he became santa
The last sentence that was prolly the most glaring and really only plothole..which was a shameyo this was some fukkery
BA HUM BUG MOTHERfukkERS
it was like a
a combo of die hard 1/2, home alone, john wick
from the trailer i thought he'd have more magic and wasn't human...but he was like old school john mclane and getting hurt and shyt
kinda curious on his past as thor and how he became santa
Dog Based Gremlin
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Finally saw this....
Was this a bit of a woke parody?
My review
shyt made me tear up instantly when the mom brought the daughter to the dad.
My ex did and said the same shyt to me "not doing this for you but for her" and when the daughter said "all I want for Xmas is for my mom and dad to get back together
Tear'd up a tiny bit
Besides that, they had all the new age tropes in here
1. Submissive weak dad
2. Bold dominant black mom
3. Interracial relationship
4. Latin inclusion with the villain
5. Drunk white but powerful white Santa
Movie was ass until 50 mins in when he finally got his Thor hammer and started violently kicking ass.
I cracked up when that one older goon said..."hey little gir, if you're gonna set booby traps, make sure you CANT SEE THEM!"
then he proceeded to step on the broken ladder and got his chin impalled by a huge loose nail
Also the way John Legaizmo got sucked up in the chimney and chopped up was
Overall:
4.5/10 stars
Just ok, won't watch again until on FX network bored Xmas 2024
My ex did and said the same shyt to me "not doing this for you but for her" and when the daughter said "all I want for Xmas is for my mom and dad to get back together
Tear'd up a tiny bit
Besides that, they had all the new age tropes in here
1. Submissive weak dad
2. Bold dominant black mom
3. Interracial relationship
4. Latin inclusion with the villain
5. Drunk white but powerful white Santa
Movie was ass until 50 mins in when he finally got his Thor hammer and started violently kicking ass.
I cracked up when that one older goon said..."hey little gir, if you're gonna set booby traps, make sure you CANT SEE THEM!"
then he proceeded to step on the broken ladder and got his chin impalled by a huge loose nail
Also the way John Legaizmo got sucked up in the chimney and chopped up was
Overall:
4.5/10 stars
Just ok, won't watch again until on FX network bored Xmas 2024