John Henry Hoeven
Rep. John Hoeven
Hi all,
Just wanted to remind you that if you live in Fargo, North Dakota, there's an election coming up in which Ill be running for comptroller.
I served on city council for 5 years before being booted off. Though my tenure was brief, I helped make tremendous progress in job creation, and attacking gay marriage. After 100 hours of probation, and dozens of therapy sessions, Im looking again to make my mark as a politician in the great State of North Dakota!
As your comptroller, I will apply this same approach, an approach that empowers individuals and small businesses throughout our country. In North Dakota, we proved that if we work hard and build the right kind of legal, tax and regulatory climate, we can create jobs, balance our budget, and develop the resources we need to create a better and brighter future for our children and ourselves.
If anyone understands what it means to work hard and persevere, its me, John Henry Hoeven. Following in the footsteps of my father, and my grandfather, I worked as a trucker for the better part of a decade. My roots are blue collar, and my intent is to take back America from the gays and mexicans.
If elected, I will make sure that there are more truck stops in our great state, so that truckers are well rested.
I will also privatize as much shyt as possible.
God Bless America
Just wanted to remind you that if you live in Fargo, North Dakota, there's an election coming up in which Ill be running for comptroller.
I served on city council for 5 years before being booted off. Though my tenure was brief, I helped make tremendous progress in job creation, and attacking gay marriage. After 100 hours of probation, and dozens of therapy sessions, Im looking again to make my mark as a politician in the great State of North Dakota!
As your comptroller, I will apply this same approach, an approach that empowers individuals and small businesses throughout our country. In North Dakota, we proved that if we work hard and build the right kind of legal, tax and regulatory climate, we can create jobs, balance our budget, and develop the resources we need to create a better and brighter future for our children and ourselves.
If anyone understands what it means to work hard and persevere, its me, John Henry Hoeven. Following in the footsteps of my father, and my grandfather, I worked as a trucker for the better part of a decade. My roots are blue collar, and my intent is to take back America from the gays and mexicans.
If elected, I will make sure that there are more truck stops in our great state, so that truckers are well rested.
I will also privatize as much shyt as possible.
God Bless America



You got my vote.
This fool made the first page of Google search for John Henry Hoeven.