Vote John Henry Hoeven for comptroller, district 19.

John Henry Hoeven

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Hi all,

Just wanted to remind you that if you live in Fargo, North Dakota, there's an election coming up in which Ill be running for comptroller.

I served on city council for 5 years before being booted off. Though my tenure was brief, I helped make tremendous progress in job creation, and attacking gay marriage. After 100 hours of probation, and dozens of therapy sessions, Im looking again to make my mark as a politician in the great State of North Dakota!

As your comptroller, I will apply this same approach, an approach that empowers individuals and small businesses throughout our country. In North Dakota, we proved that if we work hard and build the right kind of legal, tax and regulatory climate, we can create jobs, balance our budget, and develop the resources we need to create a better and brighter future for our children and ourselves.

If anyone understands what it means to work hard and persevere, its me, John Henry Hoeven. Following in the footsteps of my father, and my grandfather, I worked as a trucker for the better part of a decade. My roots are blue collar, and my intent is to take back America from the gays and mexicans.

If elected, I will make sure that there are more truck stops in our great state, so that truckers are well rested.

I will also privatize as much shyt as possible.

God Bless America
 

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Hi all,

Just wanted to remind you that if you live in Fargo, North Dakota, there's an election coming up in which Ill be running for comptroller.

I served on city council for 5 years before being booted off. Though my tenure was brief, I helped make tremendous progress in job creation, and attacking gay marriage. After 100 hours of probation, and dozens of therapy sessions, Im looking again to make my mark as a politician in the great State of North Dakota!

As your comptroller, I will apply this same approach, an approach that empowers individuals and small businesses throughout our country. In North Dakota, we proved that if we work hard and build the right kind of legal, tax and regulatory climate, we can create jobs, balance our budget, and develop the resources we need to create a better and brighter future for our children and ourselves.

If anyone understands what it means to work hard and persevere, its me, John Henry Hoeven. Following in the footsteps of my father, and my grandfather, I worked as a trucker for the better part of a decade. My roots are blue collar, and my intent is to take back America from the gays and mexicans.

If elected, I will make sure that there are more truck stops in our great state, so that truckers are well rested.

I will also privatize as much shyt as possible.

God Bless America

What are you going to do about our "colored" problem? :beli:
 

John Henry Hoeven

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what does driving trucks have to do with accounting brah?:lupe:
Comptrolling is just a first step. If that bytch Jen didnt report me to the mayor, Id be well on my way to POTUS.

Anyways, vote for me, John Henry Hoeven, and Ill drive this country to freedom. Im in it for the long haul!
 
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