Wait a minute...so brehs really ain’t drinking their coffee black?

[ImmaGetJoeClarkArrested]

Hold up breh. You add coffee to the cream and sugar?


First thing on your mind in the morning is something sweet?

I get genuinely excited when I see a new flavor cream at the store

 

[Tribaligenesis]

Coffee filtered(chemex), black, flat white those are the three Usually have depending on the time of the day. Flat Whites are fire

 

[kdslittlebro]

Only the weak drink coffee.

Might as well call that mug daddy

 

[ISHIDA]

So if I dont drink my coffe black I am some sort of a bytch?

 

[Striving For Greatness]

I get genuinely excited when I see a new flavor cream at the store

I miss the Oreo

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

If I’m ordering coffee from Starbucks, I get a vanilla soy latte, and that doesn’t happen often, because soy has female hormones, and I’m not trying to have man titties, but if it’s an event with a pot of coffee, I’ll just drink it black with sugar.

I don’t fukk with milk or cream.

 

[Diondon]

Sugar, French Vanilla creamer till its damn near beige

 

[Godless Socialist CEO]

I just got off a virtual conference call with work. It was early so everybody had their coffee and tea on deck

Of course everybody wanna do the small talk thing before the meeting


This one sees me with my coffee mug and asks what I’m drinking. Of course I say black coffee

Everybody on that bytch was like

I’m not shocked at that reaction from the women. But what caught me off guard was two brehs. They acting like somethings wrong with me

One nikka asked me how I could do it and said he puts all kinds of cream and sugar in his coffee


Another breh chimed in and said he just went to Starbucks and got a double pump vanilla latte


Coming up my pops only drink his coffee black and as the heir to the throne that’s the only way I could ever do it. Coli brehs who are coffee drinkers please tell me you don’t engage in such suspect behaviors

Black Coffee with Ice is the only way to drink it imo. People think I'm crazy for doing Ice, but I need that immediate caffeine hit.

 

[CrimsonTider]

Black coffee drinkers are worse than Vegans at this point

 

[JoelB]

Grown men asking for cream and sugar like a 12 year old

u want a lollipop too nikka

 

[mattw1313]

milk and sugar in some high quality coffee

I'm not cosigning these artifically flavored creamers though, that shyt looks disgusting

 

[Stir Fry]

i cant quite get the balance the coffee is always too strong i put condensed milk and full milk to give it more of a creamy kick to it but still ...

i can never drink just straight black coffee, nah.

Use a kitchen scale to measure your water and beans. I usually aim for around a 14:1 - 17:1 ratio ratio depending on the roast.

I added some markings the the water reservoir on my coffee machine and noted how many grams of beans each mark called for to get my desired ratio. Now all I have to do it fill it with water to the line, then measure and add the grounds and I'm good to go. Having a consistent cup all the time is very important to me as I hate feeling overly wired.

I can't lie, some of those flavored creamers do hit though

 

[BuckFilly]

black with mct oil

 

[daemonova]

Good coffee doesn't need to be cut with anything, but most people drink the cheap shyt so

When I was at Walmart, they used triple up on the grounds, so that coffee came out like motor oil, you better do something with it

But at the job before that, I would drive coffee black out if the machine(generic machine, sadly no keurig, ADP had keurig) and I would drink tea str8, no sugar

 

[Sukairain]

My morning cup of tea has milk and sugar. My afternoon tea has sugar, crushed cinnamon, cardamom, ginger, and cloves, to which I add two tablespoons of freshly squeezed lime juice, and a pinch of saffron

So my afternoon hit of caffeine is black but my morning hit has some milk. The black tea has a sort of digestive effect, it's not really suitable for mornings