Wait a minute...so brehs really ain’t drinking their coffee black?

[BmoreGorilla]

I just got off a virtual conference call with work. It was early so everybody had their coffee and tea on deck

Of course everybody wanna do the small talk thing before the meeting


This one sees me with my coffee mug and asks what I’m drinking. Of course I say black coffee

Everybody on that bytch was like

I’m not shocked at that reaction from the women. But what caught me off guard was two brehs. They acting like somethings wrong with me

One nikka asked me how I could do it and said he puts all kinds of cream and sugar in his coffee


Another breh chimed in and said he just went to Starbucks and got a double pump vanilla latte


Coming up my pops only drink his coffee black and as the heir to the throne that’s the only way I could ever do it. Coli brehs who are coffee drinkers please tell me you don’t engage in such suspect behaviors

 

[Stir Fry]

Good coffee doesn't need to be cut with anything, but most people drink the cheap shyt so

 

[ImmaGetJoeClarkArrested]

nikka I have coffee with my sugar and cream

Coffee is the most bitter shyt u can drink....why torture urself

 

[Standing on business]

Straight black! I hate when people ask what I want in my coffee, damn heathens

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Good coffee doesn't need to be cut with anything, but most people drink the cheap shyt so

I might put some alcohol in it on the weekends but I ain’t adding no cream and sugar. I like my coffee strong, black and to the point

 

[UNATTACHED]

I don't drink coffee at all and I wake up for work at 4am. People at my job be shocked when I tell them.

And I think it's a little when dudes get those caramel latte Frappuccino ass drinks

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

gotta have 2 creams 2 sugars in mine

 

[BmoreGorilla]

nikka I have coffee with my sugar and cream

Coffee is the most bitter shyt u can drink....why torture urself

Hold up breh. You add coffee to the cream and sugar?


First thing on your mind in the morning is something sweet?

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

Real nikkas only drink their coffee black. Nothing added. Everytime I see a breh at the coffee shop ask for sugar in his shyt, I be like you might as well pull out your mirror and check your make up while you wait

Also, anything white like sugar or cream makes the black coffee impure, so you can’t be a real militant, poisoning pure black coffee with the white mans substances

nikkas in Starbucks up the street from me already know what it is when I come in that hoe. Medium black coffee. And one of them little rick krispy treat things they be having

 

[Luke Cage]

I like my coffee with cream in it.

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Real nikkas only drink their coffee black. Nothing added. Everytime I see a breh at the coffee shop ask for sugar in his shyt, I be like you might as well pull out your mirror and check your make up while you wait

Also, anything white like sugar or cream makes the black coffee impure, so you can’t be a real militant, poisoning pure black coffee with the white mans substances

nikkas in Starbucks up the street from me already know what it is when I come in that hoe. Medium black coffee. And one of them little rick krispy treat things they be having

Type of nikkas that say they going out for cocktails

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Always been straight black
Just like how i like my femalea

 

[Mac Brown]

I been drinking black coffee since I was around 17.


Man shyt!

 

[Taadow]

Y’all drink coffee?
Fucc that chit...

 

[goatmane]

no lie i hate the taste of coffee i only drink Starbucks fraps