Wait for your wife while she shops in the mall brehs...

[O.T.I.S.]

when moms linked up with the aunts it was the worst

"we're going to charlotte for the weekend!"

young 42 monks:

*get there and immediately head to concord mills mall*

Welcome To Concord Mills® - A Shopping Center In Concord, NC - A Simon Property

...over 200 stores

fukk that

My mom used to try dragging me around the mall and i was like "I'm gonna be in the games/shoe stores... I'll find you"

When I was young though that shyt was torture. Like leave me tf at home or with my dad

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Wifey doesn't shop period

 

[42 Monks]

fukk that

My mom used to try dragging me around the mall and i was like "I'm gonna be in the games/shoe stores... I'll find you"

When I was young though that shyt was torture. Like leave me tf at home or with my dad

my mom wasn't letting me anywhere out of her sight. i didn't know freedom til high school

had to hoop just to get out the house. ball was literally life

 

[Kane1]

nothing is worse when man hold their girls purse

Them guys want that BS life style
.



They had a choice a long ass time ago...they choose that SIMP life .


When I first started dating my wife, we were out shopping for some stuff and she handed me her purse to hold I laid that shyt right on a counter and told her I'm not one of her girlfriends. Next time bring your card and put that shyt in your pocket. been together 15+ years....never had that shyt happen again. Dudes don't know how to set up ground rules.

 

[Marezzy]

Only did that shyt once after becoming an adult. I the stuff you could be doing just your just sitting there waiting. I feel almost entitled to some head or something waiting all day while you shop then spend money on a date. Break a nikka off something........my ass is numb!!!!

 

[Splash]

Worse on a saturday when you can't even find nowhere to sit

 

[VladTheImpaler]

This shyt is actually depressing...

Most of these dudes are either sleep or looking like they're contemplating suicide.
This cant be life

Something that all these guys have in common that you don't.

They getting p*ssy.

Be jealous and alone brehs.

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

Such a random item lol

i like what i like.

 

[Marco Andretti]

That ONE nikka losing!


All them old CACS.. I understand

But Cuz can't be over 26 being depressed hosing his girl stuff down


We ain't on dat shyt cuz!!!!!!!

 

[King Crimson]

My girl be wanting me to go with her sometimes and I be like

But she mostly goes alone because she says I make her feel like I am rushing her

That's the key. My girl knows that if we enter a store together, that we are on a timer. I'll rush the shyt out of her. And she knows the price for making me stay in a store (or anywhere) longer than I want.

 

[Gonzo]

Man the fukk up. Lol I rarely go shopping with my girl but when I do she knows she better get in and get out.

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Everybody tough until they girl start going shopping with Wallace

"I aint accusing u of nothing, but SOMETHING is going on. Until then only one shopping with my woman is me"

 

[SupaHotIce]

this is exactly how i looked/felt when my mom made me go shopping with her as a kid

I'll never let this happen again

 

[Rawtid]

 

[plushcarpet]

Yeah...why the hell cant they just go to the men's store.

you can browse every men's store in the mall and come back and still wait on your girl for an hour