Nah, the worst sh!t was when your brother was getting sparks beat outta his @ss.......and you wandered in the room like "WTF is goin' on in here?" And your pops needed to keep his kill streak going and went straight for you. And you start screaming
"I didn't even do nothin!.......I didn't even do nothin!"
My dad grew up on a farm, born in the 40s raised in the 50s and 60s with 6 older brothers 1 younger brother n sister.. It was like they was trainin him for when me n my brother was born
Grew up on a farm, had them real leather belts
One time i was in the living room just a lil young one hear him whoopin my brother ass, shyt was echoing through the whole house

i wanted to help you big bro

but ive been on the receiving end of those even more than him cause i was the one always fukkin up
Moms was no joke either, she used the metal spatula

yall think branches is bad a metal spatula will fukk you up
Moms had that order too
Moms: you better behave
Me:

Moms: wait till we get home
Me:

Moms: ima get the spatula
If i was feelin bold that day:

Moms: aight then, ima tell ya dad when he get home
Me:
